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Nov 11, 2009 @ 07:56 PM : Srsly.His last word is "Ah!!!! LIE!!!!! D:"
Nov 11, 2009 @ 07:49 PM : Demyx's death, unfortunately, is almost FUNNY in Japanese. http://bit.ly/3VLPkK
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:27 PM : RT @ashylvania Judging by the hundreds of crows I'd say Randall Flagg has made YC his new home - Judging by your cup size, I'd say ... maybe
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:25 PM : RT @JonXedgeX I wish I was Randall Flagg. - Yeah...heheheh...me too. Um..wait a sec. I am.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:24 PM : RT @JoshFlagg finally on this twitter thing Where do i begin? - Toss out your last name to Bagg or McCochiner for starters.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:20 PM : RT @capnmarrrrk The last guy who didn't was Joss Wheadon and look what happened...again. #whyIfollowflagg
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:09 PM : @Tamji You just tossing the sexual innuendos out there today like a baby on chili.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:00 PM : ZOMG GLITTER GLUE! :D
Nov 11, 2009 @ 05:00 PM : @FlamboyantWreck: Me and my friend disagree with the fact that 'stalking Parle' means stalking Kelly. We stalk you all equally. ;D
Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:59 PM : Just got home from school. Talking with Aya.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:58 PM : RT @MsKrist LEALEA CALL ME WHEN U GET HOME - She's a little preoccupied at the moment and'll call U later. Lea, no! I said the toilet...
Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:57 PM : RT @Tamji My #celebrityperfumes "Gasp" - pun intended, no? - Don't know. Why don't you bend over the counter and sniff....
Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:56 PM : Ok. Last call. #whyIfollowflagg If #breastfeeding can trend then I ca...oh wait. That's #bestfeeling Honest mistake anyone could make.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:52 PM : RT @Tamji #celebrityperfumes "Brimstone" by @vegaswalkindude - That'll be my next scent after "Gasp" ends its run.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 12:28 PM : RT @PennywiseDClown King's Under the Dome might have character in it who become more popular than Randy and me - Jim Rennie? Not a chance
Nov 11, 2009 @ 11:50 AM : RT @JoQatana He has me on his list & hes' checking it twice #whyIfollowflagg - It ain't your list I'm checkin' twice, Jo.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 11:50 AM : RT @KeriFord #whyIfollowflagg Because I'm a romance writer and that's what we do - She finally gets it!
Nov 11, 2009 @ 10:53 AM : RT @Moniquev123 columbus short is too cute! - This, I'm sure, will make your boyfriend feel much better.
Nov 11, 2009 @ 09:59 AM : What's better than Icy Hot rub in a jock strap? #whyIfollowflagg Wednesdays. Act now, or get an Icy Hot experience.
Nov 10, 2009 @ 11:49 AM : Vote against @laurendane for keeping her hair brown. We really, REALLY want her hair to turn white.
Nov 10, 2009 @ 11:48 AM : Hail new @flaggfollower @pkavulak This famed brewer is finally following me. I shall now hold back from peeing in his vats.
Nov 10, 2009 @ 10:45 AM : I've been told when I was made, they broke the mold. Oh yeah? Try cleaning my shower, then tell me that again.
Nov 10, 2009 @ 10:36 AM : RT @MarkEWade Looking for things to do in Connecticut? - Absolutely! Like, how the hell do I get out of here?
Nov 10, 2009 @ 10:31 AM : RT @hank_phillippi what if my mom hadn't been born? - UR name would be Monica Flagg & UR mom would be Katherine Heigl. Could've been great.
Nov 10, 2009 @ 10:27 AM : Turns out singing in the rain is not a glorious feeling. I am NOT happy again and I shall kill Gene Kelley...he's already dead? Damn!
Nov 9, 2009 @ 11:46 AM : @imperfectboi Refried anus?! What are you talking about?! I was talking about that new fish taco at that restaurant....sick boi.
Nov 9, 2009 @ 11:05 AM : @imperfectboi Pink taco? Is that the new fish dish at El Azteca? Those are great with some refried beans
Nov 9, 2009 @ 10:58 AM : RT @Megan_Hart I seem to have dodged the pink bullet - That's great news! I was worried when I found that red snapper quivering next door.
Nov 9, 2009 @ 10:47 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @jokeandbiagio A TV/Film producer. Which really amounts to giving money and telling director "More boobs, please."
Nov 9, 2009 @ 10:44 AM : RT @Snakysnake @Alexisaslut please don't hesitate to wake me up before you go. Oh geez! Come on. It's "Before you go go." Get with it!
Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:51 PM : RT @taekotemple I'm talking to my roommate on twitter and he's in the other room. D'oh! - Must make cunnilingus interesting...
Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:45 PM : @RachelGibsonUSA You'd rather me sing Barry Manilow? Oooh Mandy. Well you came and you gave without taking and I threw you away Oooh Mandy
Nov 8, 2009 @ 11:00 AM : If you want somebody to shove you. If you need somebody to shove, let me know. I can do it. Right off a cliff.
Nov 7, 2009 @ 07:35 PM : @LadySascha i...can't...talk...too....loud....your...husband...may...hear
....nice...bedspread...by...the...way
Nov 7, 2009 @ 11:02 AM : @Alexisaslut We're not actually sure @DAVID_LYNCH is, in fact, a man. So, let's withhold judgment until he sprouts fangs or tentacles.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 06:29 PM : Follow me @jefbot and I will declare #followfriday Plus, I have free beer nuts.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 06:05 PM : After a long day of slaying miscreants with #unfollowfriday, I shall bestow my #followfridays later tonight. Drunk, of course.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 06:04 PM : @bobford Fortune cookie with tonight's sushi: a close friend reveals a hidden talent - It's called Autofellatio.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 05:27 PM : @RachelGibsonUSA No need to follow everybody. I should be enough.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 03:37 PM : @mikeforester You came closest to the actual price of #unfollowfriday. Congrats! Here's your 1982 Yugo.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 03:12 PM : RT @ChrisPrincipe77 #unseenprequels Aliens vs Child Predators
Nov 6, 2009 @ 03:11 PM : @jefbot movie mentioned in your bloggie thingie. Everyone knows aliens and supernatural mulleted bad guys who turn into crows don't exist!
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:51 PM : RT @craig3010 At times I wonder if @BrentSpiner & @VegasWalkinDude are related. - At times, Brent does, too.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:50 PM : RT @ediesque Currently in the bone yard since it's the off-season - Please tell me that's not carny jargon for "brothel..."
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:45 PM : Just nominated Demyx Time 12 for YouTube Video of the Year http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:43 PM : Just nominated Pet Society for Best Facebook Game http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:34 PM : On the plus side, I found 720 references to @PennywiseDClown and boobs. At least one King boy makes good.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:16 PM : Awwww....thank you, @ediesque You made my day.....by the way. Lookin' at your pic. Are you a carney?
Nov 6, 2009 @ 01:07 PM : 328,921 blogs that list funniest Twitters. None mention me. 143 blogs listing top douches on Twitter. I'm on all. Is that a Guinness record?
Nov 6, 2009 @ 12:45 PM : @BrittAmazin She's flashing a gang sign in her pic. It means #unfollowfriday in Crips
Nov 6, 2009 @ 12:42 PM : @yenta78 @Black_Pack Did I miss something? Funny apparently? ....oh DAMN! That stupid toilet paper stuck to my boot again.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 12:16 PM : RT @subes01 What ever happened toKurt Loder and that other funny looking MTV VJ? - Grew a mullet. Sifting thru dumpster on Santa Monica Blvd
Nov 6, 2009 @ 12:14 PM : @sweetreviewer "Paralegal/Freelance writer with a B.S. in legal studies" - I call B.S. on that. But still #followfriday her.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 12:06 PM : @jefbot You were abducted by aliens? Pffaw! Like I believe that. Right up there with @SantaClaus @realeasterbunny and #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 12:00 PM : @chrisdelia New product adds inches to your penis, whitens teeth and storms the bastile! http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:58 AM : RT @Edgar_Allan_Poe Flagg, How originally un-droll - I beg to differ, Poe. I'm quite entertaining. That's just how I droll.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:52 AM : Brought in the head of Alfredo Garcia to @toddfasen's Sentimental Lady skit and UCB. He puked. On my boots. Not funny. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:48 AM : http://bit.ly/pC2Ou I'm such a stinker....*CAW* *CAW*
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:46 AM : @MojitoMaven Refused to believe me when I said adding transmission fluid to a mojito made it fantastic. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:45 AM : @mikepmcs He's kinda a big deal. In Maine. Isn't Stephen King there? Well, forget you, mister! #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:39 AM : @KeriFord Of course you're not forbidden. Especially if you genuflect to me on music video like this one http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:22 AM : @KeriFord Has been vaccinated against #unfollowfriday. It is now safe to #followfriday her. And read her books. In B&N's bathrooms.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:06 AM : @Elise_Logan @PortiaDaCosta @KeriFord The memo. Commanding all romance/erotica writers to follow me. This is your signature, right?
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:01 AM : @KeriFord ask @laurendane @VictoriaDahl @Elise_Logan and @Megan_Hart for a copy of that memo.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:00 AM : @diorabaird1 Tried out for the role of Ken in Y.P.F. Rejected me for fear of turning her hair white. Well, whiter than it is #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:44 AM : @KeriFord A romance writer who doesn't follow me?! This must be stopped! #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:38 AM : @JohnLarroquette I so miss those old Isuzu commercials you used to do. They were hilari...what? You weren't Joe Isuzu? #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:34 AM : @sassjordan Still awaiting her cover of "After the Rain" by the Nelson Twins. Until then, I shall #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:28 AM : While @Edgar_Allan_Poe nodded nearly napping suddenly there came a tapping
As of #unfollowfriday gently rapping, rapping at his chamber door
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:26 AM : When there's no more room in hell, the @DouglasClegg shall inherit the #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:25 AM : @mymymymymy #unfollowfriday hits ya so hard, makes me wanna say Oh my Lawd....
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:22 AM : @LilMiss_Muffet sat on my tuffett last night. #followfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:21 AM : In the movie "The Antichrist," the female protagonist slices off her clit. I shall do the same with my @klitoria #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:20 AM : @DaveHolmes Claims to never not be funny. 4,000 followers can't be wrong. Or can they? #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:18 AM : @BrittAmazin She's flashing a gang sign in her pic. I means #unfollowfriday in Crips.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:18 AM : @angelatrimbur heard she plays a mean organ. Made a date with her. Imagine my disappointment when she played her Wurlitzer #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:12 AM : #unfollowfriday @robdelaney It's too bad, really. I shall miss him. All 214 lbs.of him. (150 lbs of which is his ego).
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:10 AM : @hatsbybilly My hats off to you for making my #unfollowfriday list.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:09 AM : @iAmDaYzIE AnDiAm #UnFoLlOwFrIdAy you.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:08 AM : RT @meghanlynn I don't know why I stopped tweeting as much. I like it. - Well, that's too bad. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:06 AM : @thealisonbecker Oh wow! You're like my favorite actor. I loved you in that movie "Shemale Raunch Vol.2" Wait...Becker? Not Pecker? My bad.
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:57 AM : Just so everyone knows @rosemcgowan is a verified account. Verified for #UNFOLLOWFRIDAY Oh yeah! Hahahah! That was a zinger!
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:56 AM : @nealdodson Rejected my pitch for the family film "Randall Flagg and the Most Awesome Fatal Flu Virus Ever." #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:54 AM : @owlchild Who? Who? You. You. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:52 AM : Just wondering @jaclynthewriter Did you think my threats of #unfollowfriday were just a bluff?
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:52 AM : RT @jbfliipix If I am the dream, then who is the dreamer? - Me. And you're not very lucid. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:51 AM : @Geektress Has 3 distinct multiple personalities - Brenda, Rania and Laura -- none of whom are interesting. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:49 AM : Traveling between LA and Sydney, @davidtieck finds time to follow 2,000 people. But not me. I say this is a clear reason for #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:47 AM : Eeeech! @carney Those guys creep me out. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:46 AM : @chrispirillo Told me to push > > 3 # DEL INS { { while in Photoshop. I will never again be the same. #unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:43 AM : Johnny, who's our first contestant? Iiiiiiiit's @mikeforester Come on down! You're the first contestant on The Price is #Unfollowfriday
Nov 6, 2009 @ 09:42 AM : Well, what's the time? It's time to get #unfollowfriday Well, what's the time? It's time to get #unfollowfriday
Nov 5, 2009 @ 04:16 PM : @LilMiss_Muffet I am more than a man, Muffet. But like you, I also hate spiders. Nasty, nasty things.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 04:00 PM : @Alexisaslut I just wanted to let you know that you make me feel like a natural woman...I mean, man...no...that's not it...I mean Demon.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 03:48 PM : @Alexisaslut I'm sooo going to hell for watching that. Oh wait. I am anyway. Well, pop me some corn, then!
Nov 5, 2009 @ 11:58 AM : It's Thursday.You're bored. So keep yourself occupied. There's www.naughtynuns.com. Or there's http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com
Nov 5, 2009 @ 10:02 AM : RT @elizawhat @VegasWalkinDude Where have you been? - Shhhh. Look behind you.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 09:43 AM : RT @Annielicious I find it selfish when one sez NO to $1 donation then spends $1.50 4 can of pop -I find it hilarious you use the word "pop"
Nov 5, 2009 @ 09:41 AM : @kylecameron But you are a Sucka MC. As such, you need to call me sire.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 09:39 AM : @taekotemple Any relation 2 H1N1 & The Trips?! That's like asking if there's a relation between @PennywiseDClown's arousal & your cleavage.
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