Stephen King's "The Stand" - Twitter Style

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Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:18 PM : @JohnZFields But I still love your loyalty and dedication, so occasional crickets aren't all that bad. Besides I have a mullet.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:10 PM : Anyone know how I get me one of those "verified" designations on Twitter? Huh? What are you talking about? Of course I'm real!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:08 PM : RT @JohnZFields digging my new logitech keyboard, my old dell was all beat up from years of use- *crickets* *crickets* *ill cow* *crickets*
Nov 20, 2009 @ 04:59 PM : Just wanted to remind you all: You have to believe I am magic and no one can stand in my way.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 04:23 PM : Hail new #flaggfollower @necol66 He's the writer for "Jimmy and the Black Wind" I could make a farting joke here. But I won't.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 04:19 PM : @beth_warren You couldn't get anthrax?! Well, I'm sure @JayLink_ will be happy to perform your bat mitzvah...oh wait. You mean the disease.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 03:53 PM : RT @Hollyw00t Flagg Don't move an inch - Whoa! Just in time. I moved 9 centimeters!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 03:48 PM : Hail new #flaggfollower @JayLink_ Leads a heavy metal band. Also a comedian. The music world shall never be the same #followfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 03:02 PM : @yogaangel71 Never do a Bhujapidasana without her. #followfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:58 PM : @beth_warren #followfriday She does my press kits. They're laced with the superflu.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:57 PM : @drguru #followfriday Better than Dr. Phil. And he has a full head of hair! Right? That's not a wig, right?
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:56 PM : @ChampersandBenz #followfriday coz people who violate rubber ducks are fucking funny.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:51 PM : @CrissyLee Didn't Billy Joel write you a song? Didn't it suck? #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:41 PM : RT @ParanoidPics Will taking unbridled joy in your #unfollowfriday antics get me unfollowed? - Of course not! I am Nero and this is Sparta!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:30 PM : @David_N_Wilson Doesn't feel good to unload on someone with #unfollowfriday? Like you just did...to me? Hey...wait a sec....
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:29 PM : @Zuxx Under 10 followers but tweets random thoughts as though the world listened. Doncha hate that? Well, doncha? Hellooo? #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:27 PM : RT @Kyrstyn311 New Moon is so good, i want to see it again :) - Oh for Buddha's Sake! This is a automatic #unfollowfriday!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:25 PM : RT @krysti888 Today just FLEEEWWW by Is that a good thing or a bad one? i guess it depends on who you ask - I say it's #unfollowfriday.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:22 PM : @siri2k Did you horoscope warn you about #unfollowfriday today? It didn't? You should sue....
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:21 PM : @t0nyterr0r Show'em you're a terror. Show'em what U can do. The taste of Tony's frosted flakes brings out the terror in you. #unfollwofriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:20 PM : He may be on The Office, but I will always remember @BBBaumgartner as the "Dog Man" in that brief scene in Law & Order. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:17 PM : @ElizabethsFeet Wait...people seriously buy movies and pictures of your feet? And I thought I was a sign of the Apocalypse...
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:13 PM : @MoMo_SpaceCadet @paul0813 @russellaugust and @Adam_Blomquist #unfollowfriday There. Now even between following and followers!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:08 PM : @ElizabethsFeet Which little piggie is this in your pic?
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:07 PM : In the eternal question of Kirk vs. @JeanLuc_Picard, I will always go with Ernest Borgnine. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 02:06 PM : @Whiskey_Charlie says "If you're not getting flack, you're not on target." Indeed. Bullseye. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:51 PM : @Yarvo Director for such emo-loving acts like Big Elf, 30 Seconds to Mars, Mute Math and...Enrique Iglecias? #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:46 PM : @samuelmjohnson Full names as tweet identifications should also include the following hash tag: #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:42 PM : @neilerdude I'm a writer and a performer in LA. But mostly I'm a total snooze! - Wow! Honesty from an actor?! Who'da thunk? #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:37 PM : @N3XUZ Hey, what a coincidence. I'm a misomaniac, too! And I really hate you! #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:34 PM : @dannychun A good television writer. A really bad singer. I like singing more. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:30 PM : @kevinschmitt @nickalder and @aedison walk into a bar with a donkey. The bartender says, "Hey, #unfollowfriday." Hahahah! I crack myself up.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:26 PM : @ethank Being the VP of Warner Records, I shall hold you personally responsible for unleashing Michael Buble on the world. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:20 PM : RT @defixiones Mong. I love that word - And to think #unfollowfriday rhymes with it! It doesn't? Oh well.....
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:19 PM : @kevin_love Makes art out of name dropping. You know, like that guy who made Christ out of shit? #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:14 PM : Some grow mullets. Some grow fros. @biorhythmist grows moustaches. That's an automatic #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:11 PM : Went to Mother Anna's for a heaping plate of pasta. Then I saw @ukthom pick his ear. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 01:10 PM : @spikejones Whadda ya mean you don't like my design idea of a choking boy in baseball cap for Baxter Pharma's new logo? #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 12:56 PM : @briandgregory Oh Randal,you're so nutty. - Two L's, Greggory! Two L's in Randall!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:52 AM : @lindsaylohan I see her enough in the grocery store check out aisle to have to see her on Twitter. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:50 AM : RT @briandgregory I need an adventure today - Okay. I got one for ya...it's called Brian Gregory and the Temple of #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:48 AM : @thesulk He cries to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwkQqJ56dkY I'm not making this up. #unfollowfriday
Nov 19, 2009 @ 11:56 PM : Great. Can't close my eyes to sleep or the tumble dry cycle will start again. Thanks, Wild Turkey.
Nov 19, 2009 @ 05:24 PM : 5:30 p.m. EDT...just six and 1/2 hours until I can #unfollowfriday a bunch of Mother Lovers....
Nov 19, 2009 @ 04:45 PM : Just a simple reminder of what Post Captain Trips fashions will be in Vegas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1UWSD-FaA
Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:50 PM : #ReadingwithRandall @JesusNeedsNewPR http://jesusneedsnewpr.blogspot.com/2009/11/nothing-says-good-news-like-old-album.html Jesus mulleted
Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:46 PM : RT @OuijaQueen i got a visit from Flagg but all he left was the plague of slight annoyance that will last 2 days -There are shampoos 4 that
Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:38 PM : #ReadingwithRandall @LindaStamberger http://floridaeastcoastfun.blogspot.com A writer whose male protagonist has a "soul." Yes. It's fiction
Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:24 PM : #ReadingwithRandall @ToddAustinHunt http://saltprophet.blogspot.com This minion has weird dreams. Not sure what Freud would say bout him.
Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:16 PM : Would you follow this man to Vegas? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OiV_5kEt6A&NR=1 Yeah, me either. But I'd Sussudio that hair.
Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:12 PM : Remembrance of mullets past. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgxwZN49fLs You know you love this divine torture.
Nov 19, 2009 @ 11:32 AM : RT @ItsDaise we must be in an alternative universe, as Stu et al have disappeared - Nothing alternate about it. I won.
Nov 18, 2009 @ 03:42 PM : @DigsRetro Stick with the funny.
Nov 18, 2009 @ 02:10 PM : When @digsretro told me she dreamed of a 3some with two thespians, I thought she misspoke. Then @danieltosh and @danharmon showed up...
Nov 18, 2009 @ 01:28 PM : RT @howiemmandel On plane to Toronto and guy behind me just coughed. Omg I'm going to die. - Acceptance is the last stage of grief, Howie.
Nov 18, 2009 @ 12:50 PM : @aevyiallenpoe You saw Stevie King, huh? Did you tell him that I now rule the Twitterverse? Did he sign your bra?
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:47 AM : You are the woman that I've always dreamed of. I knew it right from the start. I saw your face and then I cleaved you apart. Ah. Love songs
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:41 AM : RT @Megan_Hart #whyIfollowflagg coz I love that guy like school kids love snow days - I Snap Crackle and Pop as well!
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:39 AM : @Lissy_Kuri Thank you. Be sure to keep those glasses. When the world ends, I'm still going to need my librarian is a sexual tiger fantasy.
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:37 AM : #whyIfollowflagg entries from those who rock down 2 #electricavenue @ExMi @GeobertMoschou @emmakaufmann @Coreyranes @chukhell @Annielicious
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:36 AM : More first #flaggfollower writers for #whyIfollowflagg @LadyWrites @tenderprey @crimewriter @Jeepsterette @aeyviallenpoe
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:35 AM : How bout #whyIfollowflagg from those whom I inspire to write like Strunk & White @gregkarber @David_N_Wilson @autumnpicklejar @Feylene
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:33 AM : #whyIfollowflagg contributions from first #flaggfollowers @alicefailed @m_cowan79 @jonfmerz @JohnBirmingham @Jason_McIntyre @greenpointmom
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:32 AM : Let's hear #whyIfollowflagg from some of my old timers~ @RobStadler @dolari @MelodeeCA @ninjen @stephenkruiser @brokenbruise @PaulaSedai
Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:08 AM : RT @capnmarrrrk I haven't had this much fun following an imaginary person since I quit religion. #whyIfollowflagg
Nov 18, 2009 @ 09:52 AM : @pickledllama @lornalily and @SecuritySteve1 win a copy of my new album "A Flock of SeaCrows" for their #whyIfollowFlagg contributions.
Nov 18, 2009 @ 09:34 AM : rt @pickledllama #whyIfollowflagg - Once he took me out to dinner. We had unicorns and kittens and baby bunnies - Just wait til breakfast!
Nov 18, 2009 @ 09:32 AM : Oh that's right. It's Wednesday......TIME FOR YOUR FREAKIN' #whyIfollowflagg CONTRIBUTIONS! ANTE UP, MY LITTLE PONIES!
Nov 18, 2009 @ 09:20 AM : Wal-Mart Family Planning: Put condoms & KY Jelly locked behind checkout counter, but the preg tests on the shelves. Guess which sells more?
Nov 18, 2009 @ 09:19 AM : @Stephlee77 If you're depressed and I'm not around...well, then you're shit out of luck. Sorry. Only my presence will alleviate the blues.
Nov 17, 2009 @ 01:20 AM : I discovered that "Under the Dome" is quite useful for slamming Barnes & Noble staffers across the noggin' when asked if I'm on Law&Order.
Nov 17, 2009 @ 01:11 AM : So...saw that book today. You know. "Beyond Thunderdome." Or "Under the Thunderdome." Or "Isn't SK Supposed to be Freakin' Retired?"
Nov 17, 2009 @ 01:10 AM : "Cry Cobra! And let piss the dogs of Gwar!" #dyslexicshakespeare
Nov 17, 2009 @ 01:07 AM : @emrister Hello again, Emily. Long time. Thought maybe this little piggie took you to the mortuary...
Nov 16, 2009 @ 09:40 PM : @yogaangel71 In the words of Tone Loc, can I do the Camatkarasana on your leg?
Nov 16, 2009 @ 04:31 PM : And for the guys, this is why I wear Old Spice http://bit.ly/gJ1RG
Nov 16, 2009 @ 04:28 PM : Just remember, both Randall Flagg and Tab want you ladies to always be a mind sticker. http://bit.ly/oJZxw
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:38 AM : @SexualElf or there's Something is rotten in the taste of Mark's Den. #dyslexicshakespeare
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:32 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @jeffrago And thanks for sending me that Flowbee. Not that I'm unappreciative, but what's it used for again?
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:25 AM : @Alexisaslut Any YouTube video without you crooing to me while taking off your Flagg Lives shirt is just a waste of animated pixels.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:22 AM : http://twitpic.com/prgjp - @LorelieBrown Yes, the girl with the feather in her head. You know, this one...
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:18 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @JoshFlagg Wow! Iove it when real celebrities like he and @realeasterbunny and @NOTSethRogan follow me!
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:16 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @RachelGibsonUSA Hey...wait a sec! Where'd your boobies pic go?
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:14 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @yogaangel71 Oh, how many more yoga position sexual innuendos can I come up with when talking to her? Let's see...
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:07 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @JakesAlterEgo He knows who butters his bread! It's the girl sitting on her knees with a feather in her head...
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:00 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @SexualElf The character I'd most like to roll against in D&D.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:58 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @Leises Great to have you in Vegas, but I gottta ask. What's that in your picture. A seal? Zorro? A penis?
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:57 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @Langonica He's seen an awful lot of indie movies. and knows all the cliches. And tweets them. #indiemoviecliche
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:54 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @NateCSZ Another struggling actor. And by struggling, I mean pretending to be sober on the set. That's a tall order.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:49 AM : Lord, Lord, it is dark in here. Where am I, Jesus?
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:48 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @DocHouchin Mow your yard, collect the clippings in little baggies and give to him. He'll still smoke that shit.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:47 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @DigsRetro So cool, she probably still has her Swatch Watch collection.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:40 AM : Hile new #flaggfollower @evilsalmon I say "Hail," actually. But you can say "Hile." Whatever floats your boots (as they say in Canada).
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:37 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @craigorade Flips off blind panhandlers. I think I just wet myself.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:35 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @elizcrum A Nevada journalist. A career that's pretty much a gamble anymore as roulette.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:34 AM : Sorry I was missing on Saturday and Friday night. I hope you got along without me. I had an intense intervention with Jim Beam and Coke.
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:09 AM : @MyNameIsNotNick Wait a sec. I wasn't around last Christmas, porky. Besides Xmas is dumb. March 15 is the real holiday. That's Flaggmas!
Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:08 AM : RT @JoshFlagg how do I add people to my lists? Click on name, click list icon, click new/existing list. Also turn circles and sing "Fame."
Nov 14, 2009 @ 10:57 AM : RT @PaulaSedai Better late than never. #whyifollowflagg Because he's got 2 'G's in his name. Which is more than he makes a year.
Nov 13, 2009 @ 02:13 PM : @zuknivek spends his time tweeting about his favorite Facebook games. Compelling reading. #unfollowfriday

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