Stephen King's "The Stand" - Twitter Style

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Dec 2, 2009 @ 11:45 AM : RT @joqatana OMG. one of my teeth just broke. Just. Broke. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! - And hence the @Toothfairy Twitter account was born.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 10:41 AM : I've just been alerted that a couple of old timers have been caught trying to sneak outta Vegas. Mmmmm...#followfriday here we come.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 10:28 AM : http://twitpic.com/ru8fi - Gift from @Alexisaslut I do look a little like Quagmire with a mullet, but still...I rule.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 10:25 AM : RT @spidermann @CinemaSuicide 10 Print "#whyIfollowflagg" 20 Goto 10 RUN
Dec 2, 2009 @ 10:20 AM : Programed in BASIC: #whyIfollowflagg #whyIfollowflagg #whyIfollowflagg #whyIfollowflagg #whyIfollowflagg #whyIfollowflagg #whyIfollowflagg
Dec 2, 2009 @ 08:37 AM : Along with your #Flaggolades it's also Wednesday, so donate your #whyIfollowflagg bestowals as well...
Dec 2, 2009 @ 12:30 AM : This pic http://twitpic.com/rsvbb is the first documented case of a Captain Trips victim in Arnette, Texas. Per @Elise_Logan
Dec 2, 2009 @ 12:28 AM : http://twitpic.com/rsvbb - @Elise_Logan is the first to bestow a #Flaggolade to my trophy case. #followfriday her.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 05:56 PM : @aeyviallenpoe Yeah. Welcome back, Cake Boss.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:59 PM : @nocenpositronic please send repair man to Caeser's. Elevator just blurted "We are MidnightStar. We gonna show ya how 2 do it, yes we are."
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:27 PM : @VictoriaDahl's just 16 years old, leave her alone, they say...
Dec 1, 2009 @ 11:26 AM : Ever imagine yourself dressed in a scifi thong thingie with a narrow dagger in your grip, screaming, "I will kill him!" like Sting in Dune?
Dec 1, 2009 @ 10:50 AM : @yenta78 I've always had weird cowboys and mutant babies roaming in my head while Sting cries out "I will kill him!" And I am not an animal.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 08:41 AM : How'd I get those bugs to crawl all over that message I wrote in blood on the wall? It wasn't blood. Duncan Hines red velvet cake frosting.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:48 AM : My words are truly now immortal. As they should have been from the beginning: http://backupmytweets.com/
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:30 AM : RT @JoyGrenade I don't know, @joe_hill is pretty intoxicating - Well, like father, like son. Not surprised he dri...oh you said INTOXICATING
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:27 AM : RT @dianebirch just found out I'm playing Conan on friday night! guess I'm going to LA! - Really? Have your worked on that Austrian accent?
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:24 AM : @JoyGrenade Not until....just now! It will be loads of fun when @joe_hill doesn't follow back & I can stake him with an epic #unfollowfriday
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:16 AM : @VictoriaDahl Given your maidenhood has been in another's trophy case for lo these many years, I think a signed book is the next best thing.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:05 AM : Send me your graven images, gifts, your Garbage Pail Kids collection. http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com/2009/11/fill-my-trophy-case.html
Dec 1, 2009 @ 01:04 AM : @Stephlee77 Sorry to disappoint you. I'm very cultured. I once owned an Iroc Z.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 12:37 AM : Think I'll hop in my Chevy Malibu and see if I can be the first one on Twitter to EVER be slapped with a TUI - Tweeting Under the Influence.
Dec 1, 2009 @ 12:35 AM : I'm so Glen Livinit at this moment. Yummy, yummy scotch. Wherefor art thou barrels in the highlands? Whyst must I be in the desert?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 04:31 PM : Well, someone destroyed my lists. I think we need to blame Brittney's oral fixation..
Nov 30, 2009 @ 04:21 PM : @motherabigail Welcome back, Mother. Have you settled that little FDA dispute on your moldy bread?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:57 PM : Who are these fools that keep askin me about Mafia family and tribe wars and nonsense on the internet tweeter? I wish they would shut up.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:54 PM : @VegasWalkinDude Hey Ugly, I seen your blog, and you ain't won nothin but a hot seat in your maker's lake of fire. You lost. Everything.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:51 PM : Friends. Romans. Countrymen. Send me your ears. Lend! I mean LEND me your ears... http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com/
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:50 PM : I have been lost, but now I am found. Thank you, Lord, for bringin me out of the darkness.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:36 PM : @AuthorRussell More powerful? More powerful than what?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:34 PM : @Elise_Logan @laurendane @VictoiraDahl @Megan_Hart @KeriFord @jonfmerz http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com/2009/11/fill-my-trophy-case.html
Nov 30, 2009 @ 03:12 PM : New Blog: Send me your honored gifts! http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com/2009/11/fill-my-trophy-case.html
Nov 30, 2009 @ 12:44 PM : @victoriajanssen You were sure to remember that Randall has two L's when writing MOONLIGHT MISTRESS, correct?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 12:42 PM : @dan_pena You stopped following? I didn't know a side effect of Captain Trips was to kill your sense of humor...
Nov 30, 2009 @ 12:16 PM : RT @taekotemple It's upsetting that Mom lost Dad's wedding ring - Oh yeah. Nearly forgot. Tell your mom she left it on my nightstand.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 12:05 PM : @VictoriaDahl Pooping is arguably a hugely important driving force in life but practically no one writes about it. Not sure my point 2 this
Nov 30, 2009 @ 11:08 AM : RT @StephenFry Oscar Wilde died 109 years ago today - Tiny Tim died 13 years ago today No connection Just random & pointless like your tweet
Nov 30, 2009 @ 11:05 AM : RT @Hollyw00t "Made some mistakes.." - You have more than one child?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 11:04 AM : RT @johnalanis There is no such thing as too much football - Thus was John quoted as saying in his divorce trial deposition.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:57 AM : RT @MikeArgi British man arrested for stealing accounts for online game Runescape - Then let go when police realized he had no life anyway.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:55 AM : RT @ahhhgolf Golf Tip During backswing, imagine somebody hanging a shirt on the head - Doused in gasoline and lit.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:45 AM : Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES - Yeah. So? I sold out.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:35 AM : RT @MissKitty1923 I have much to do today and very little concentration - THINK OF ME. NAKED. AND MY MULLET. NOW! ...hope that helps ya.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:33 AM : RT @mydommespace Well its here again the dreaded season of flu/colds..and i have got it - A "cold," huh? Yeah...nice knowin' ya....
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:30 AM : RT @millarca How come there's a pink 1/4 teaspoon in my bag? - One of those Saturday nights, huh?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:28 AM : RT @AuthorRussell Imagine destroyer of ancient civilizations lay dormant under polar ice caps til now - They found Roland Emmerich's body?
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:23 AM : RT @QB3Sixty5 i love playing 'devils advocate' - Really. I did not need that image of you in a leather thong in my head this Monday morning.
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:22 AM : RT @Raatek Just got the weirdest call ever .... -- ...heeheheheheheh...is your fridge running go catch it...hahaha gets'em every time...
Nov 30, 2009 @ 10:05 AM : If only the real song could've been this. #musicmonday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcEpdxsWZLA
Nov 30, 2009 @ 09:32 AM : Let's reflect back to that famous Monday 25 years ago when I helped win the French Revolution. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3a4OTh2Y8w
Nov 29, 2009 @ 09:53 PM : @kevincarr Let me know when you're ready for the "Twist of Fate" Tweetathon.
Nov 29, 2009 @ 09:51 PM : RT @avitania I ordered a hot cocoa, and it came in a tureen - Well, you ain't had hot cocoa until you had it in a latrine.
Nov 29, 2009 @ 02:15 AM : @kevincarr I am very jealous at the moment. Is this gem of a movie on TV?
Nov 29, 2009 @ 02:11 AM : @kevincarr Are you in a place where nobody dared to go? Is the love that you came to know the one I call Xanadu? #xanadutweet
Nov 28, 2009 @ 09:34 PM : @Elise_Logan Might have to come to your dreams tonight and play "Do they know it's Christmastime at all" on repeat.
Nov 28, 2009 @ 09:30 PM : @DigsRetro Indeed. Signing copies of The Stand at Barnes & Noble Vegas and burning them in festive bonfire in middle of store.
Nov 28, 2009 @ 09:27 PM : Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg...
Nov 28, 2009 @ 09:15 PM : You can thank my great evilness for 24 hours of Christmas music on nearly every radio station in America. Most would rather get an enema.
Nov 28, 2009 @ 08:39 PM : What a great father. Go ahead and keep reading Maxim while you're one year old daughter tosses magazines into the air like confetti.
Nov 27, 2009 @ 09:23 PM : @MadnessEmbodied Give my best to @motherabigail for me. Do me a favor...take this metal torpedo thingie with you to give her.#unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 09:22 PM : @izabael Guess what?! I'm a magic genie, too. Watch me make you disappear! #unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 09:14 PM : @mrbradgoreski wears Bermuda shorts and long black socks. I have photo proof. #unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 05:13 PM : @scc_da_matt Bio says he writes comics coz he's not funny.....pretty much. #unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 05:11 PM : @abella88 Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes...geeeez....#unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 11:54 AM : @bonniegrrl She writes for George Lucas. We now know who to blame for Jar Jar. #unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 11:53 AM : @adamlambert turns out he's actually a robot in disguise as an overhyped former American Idol contestant. Aren't they all? #unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 11:49 AM : @LindaStamberger Says she writes romantic suspense, but hated the suspense of wondering if I'd ever follow her. #unfollowfriday
Nov 27, 2009 @ 11:48 AM : @JadedSkipping asked me if I was going to San Francisco and that I should wear some flowers in my hair. Like her monstrosity #unfollowfriday
Nov 26, 2009 @ 07:42 PM : Now that you've stuffed yourself with @Motherabigail's corn, now purge yourself by telling me what you're #ThankfulToFlaggFor
Nov 26, 2009 @ 07:40 PM : Having Thanksgiving with the Taheen and the master Vampires. I don't think this is turkey we're eating...
Nov 26, 2009 @ 09:24 AM : Happy T-day what is left of the world. I'll bring the tofurkey, you bring the #ThankfulToFlaggFor sides.
Nov 26, 2009 @ 09:22 AM : @Megan_Hart Thank you, madam naughty writer. I shall now buy one of your books. Good idea though. Everyone: Say what UR #ThankfulToFlaggFor
Nov 26, 2009 @ 01:29 AM : @cherrybomb0 Let's just say the Crimson King is going a little Queen for a day.
Nov 26, 2009 @ 01:26 AM : RT @david_gough im off, bye bye - Have a great nigh...oh hey! Your toupee! It fell off! I didn't mean to stomp on it. Thought it was a rat
Nov 25, 2009 @ 03:41 PM : Occasionally I must make all suffer. So suffer through this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVb2xZn2gqY
Nov 25, 2009 @ 02:56 PM : RT @ElizabethsFeet wiggles toes to receive her toe ring - Hope you like it. It took me like 80 quarters to direct that claw to that egg...
Nov 25, 2009 @ 02:47 PM : Last call. Get your "Get outta Crucifixion" card free by submitting your #whyIfollowflagg entry now...
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:39 AM : RT @ElizabethsFeet #whyIfollowflagg because I am still waiting on my little black pendant - Got you a toe ring instead. Make you more money.
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:30 AM : Everyone, it's almost Thanksgiving. And if you don't want to be the turkey on my table, then contribute your side of #whyIfollowflagg
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:23 AM : RT @suzy2anyone Good morning Flagg, Hoping to see you b4 you see me ... Too late. Nice robe, by the way.
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:22 AM : @Dathar @tanyahoffman: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? #classicmoviequotes
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:16 AM : @Dathar @Elise_Logan one of the best and most under-appreciated comedies of all time. Sadly outta character for me to say, but still true.
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:12 AM : #classicmoviequotes that dream where UR standin atop a pyramid n sorta SunGod robes w/1K naked women screamin & throwin little pickles at u?
Nov 25, 2009 @ 10:01 AM : #BohemianRhapsody Thunderbolts of lightning. Very very frightening me. Galileo! Galileo! Galileo's head was on the block. #mixedlyricsquiz
Nov 25, 2009 @ 09:54 AM : #Cheatingexcuses Nadine? Look honey, I'll call ya back. I'm in the middle of someone right now. I mean in the middle of something right now
Nov 25, 2009 @ 09:19 AM : Worship Wednesday. Eat your wafer and drink your wine then tell me #whyIfollowflagg
Nov 24, 2009 @ 03:45 PM : My chief minion @Alexisaslut has created a quiz: What character from #TheStand are you? Maybe UR wrinkled and 108? http://tiny.cc/UKW5K
Nov 24, 2009 @ 03:38 PM : RT @amiestuart @Shannon_Delany is Flagg and apocalypse more scary than Coors n Condoms? - Or is Flagg in a condom with a Coors more scary?
Nov 24, 2009 @ 03:32 PM : RT @shukriadams Goddammit I love Mogwai. And what's not to love? - Try feeding it after midnight and giving it a shower. Then you'll know.
Nov 23, 2009 @ 08:33 PM : Drinking with Keanu Reeves. He creeps me out. Way he stares at me, unmoving, with soulless plaster smile like some mannequi...wait a minute!
Nov 23, 2009 @ 05:50 PM : You never knew fun until you glued GI Joe action figures on Iguanas and made them race. "Yooooo! Joe!"
Nov 23, 2009 @ 03:28 PM : I'm feeling rather uncreative today. I blame Bob entirely for this.
Nov 23, 2009 @ 11:19 AM : Everybody wish @jbschenke a happy birthday. He's got crabs, so his special day is going to be spent with "special" shampoo.
Nov 21, 2009 @ 01:09 PM : @starstoner420 So do you get why I do the #unfollowfriday executions now? And admit it, you think I'm Hot.
Nov 21, 2009 @ 01:08 PM : RT @Zuxx there's only 4 following that I care about. that doesn't negate the fact u need to PANIC! - You're right. I'm outta beer nuts!
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:58 PM : @starstoner420 By the way, you're sooooo cute when you're stoned. Especially when you giggled through the Lincoln Tunnel scene.
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:57 PM : RT @tommytrc Sudden exertion can trigger heart-related medical conditions in hunters http://is.gd/4ZGd0 - Well, that explains Great White...
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:53 PM : RT @starstoner420: I'm over halfway thru the stand now. Vegas walking dude is flagg, isn't it? - Depends, Star. Been dreaming of me lately?
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:42 PM : @jethrofilms Your "Blood, Sweat & Fears" movie was about one or two boobs away from Oscar noms...pfft of course I'm kidding. #unfollowfriday
Nov 20, 2009 @ 05:35 PM : @Kn0 thyself and #unfollowfriday

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