Stephen King's "The Stand" - Twitter Style

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Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:20 PM : @willowolf8 God? no. Just a man. With a mullet. And fancy blue lightning that comes outta his hands. OK. Yeah. I am a God.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:16 PM : For months, I've felt something was...missing...on Twitter. Then I ran into @ralphmacchio Now all is right with the world.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:12 PM : @elaineewing Oh really? Is his mom's old douche back in Ohio?
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:11 PM : Ah...remember those days when #failwhales were a regular occurance? "Something is technically wrong" is just a nice change of pace...
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:08 PM : RT @elaineewing @Jason_McIntyre I don't like urban Jason. bring back regular Jason - You mean the one that dresses like Spock?
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:04 PM : RT @aaronswray I never learned how to Wang Chung - That's coz you were never cool on faze nor around in our dance hall days.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:03 PM : @popgloss How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Answer. Answer. ANSWER! oh nevermind...#unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:57 PM : RT @HAlanScott In gay heaven! - Oh good. Mind picking up Liberace's jacket at the cleaners while you're there?
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:50 PM : Just to reiterate to my followers: I am the king of rock, there is none higher. Sucka M.A.'s should call me sire....
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:49 PM : @VictoriaDahl No, no, no, my sweet sweet Alexandria, Victoria, etc. Of course I've read it. Slut.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:46 PM : @VictoriaDahl You're not off the hook, either. That fancy little book you sent me awhile back. Tryin to wrest it from Nadine's grasp.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:45 PM : @Laurendane page 178...hahahah a guy with "total committment" to ...ahem...eating. I guess this is fiction.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 07:55 PM : Reading @laurendane's "Laid Bare" boredom and all...let's see page 131...yeah, uh huh, yeah...and he attached WHAT THA HELL? TO HER WHAT?!!
Dec 4, 2009 @ 03:30 PM : Your sweet nature, @AmyLaurel was too hard to swallow....
Dec 4, 2009 @ 03:09 PM : What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover. Somebody who's nice to me and doesn't notice all the others.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 02:16 PM : @EmmaMcLaughlan No, that's not it. You just need to jump on the bandwagon and promise ppl 10K followers or natural teeth whitening.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 02:13 PM : RT @EmmaMcLaughlan tried to follow some1 but the person blocked me? I don't swear, spam or market, what did I do? - U answered UR question
Dec 4, 2009 @ 02:11 PM : @JayLink_ Define "hater," there Jay...
Dec 4, 2009 @ 02:04 PM : RT @jaimeskelton ~ I carry these memories inside, thoughts of a soul colored by love - and it blinded you with science.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 02:02 PM : RT @sybianmaker It is 1pm and I forgot to eat lunch. No wonder the tummy is rumbly -U sure it's not that thing you're sitting on causing it?
Dec 4, 2009 @ 11:55 AM : OK. Missed out on stating something monumental for my 5000th tweet, so I really gotta think of a sagacious statement for my 5001 tw..aww shi
Dec 4, 2009 @ 11:15 AM : 1 tweet away from 5K tweets! What a milestone. Must think of something witty and/or profound to say on such an occasio...awww shit outta roo
Dec 4, 2009 @ 11:13 AM : RT @darkdriving Without further ado, I give you http://baconbaconbaconbaconbacon.com - & I give you http://LipitorLipitorLipitorLipitor.com
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:57 AM : So...the military has named our new Afghanistan operation "Cobra's Anger." I guess the army will finally put the Cobra H.I.S.S. in operation
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:21 AM : RT @pickledllama As a crow, do you ever drop a load on a person's head? - Rarely. But you should play Scattagories with me one day.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:18 AM : @Danny_DeVito This is what happens when the actual celebrity gets his hands on his twitter acct and not his polished PR guy. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:15 AM : RT @laurendane so you had one hand free to give me the thumbs up? - No. One hand free to freak out the B&N children's section clerk.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:09 AM : RT @kevbot217 Why is no one here?! Except Rachel an Brian and Shannon?! - Coz everybody else #unfollowfriday you.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:06 AM : RT @laurendane Flagg, digging the feathered hair - That was a pic of me reading "Laid Bare" the other nite at B&N.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:04 AM : @ksmccarthy24 Keeps seeking help opening .docx files. I guess she can't open this then: #unfollowfriday.docx
Dec 4, 2009 @ 10:03 AM : @hank_phillippi's latest mystery: Who stabbed her with an #unfollowfriday?
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:58 AM : @heartofdragon His tweets give readers the best alternative 2 sticking index finger down throat to purge that nacho binge. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:52 AM : @ellebradcliff I love her regularly engaging insightful tweets about how tired she is and that she needs coffee. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:50 AM : @brentertz How's the weather in Boulder today? I hear you're due for a heat wave here soon. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:49 AM : @briansolis Marketing to the world, wearing a pink tie, since 2002. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:47 AM : RT @autumn_meadows I say open your mouth and tell people how you feel and then twitter it - Me Too! #unfollowfriday you!
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:45 AM : @akkittelson She's the comedy correspondent for the LA Examiner. That paper is such a joke! #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:43 AM : @chrisdelia He put the "stupid" in comedy....What? That doesn't make sense? Well, that's why it's FREAKIN' FUNNY. Sheesh. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:38 AM : RT @danielfahy Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh go away manflu - Ok. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:36 AM : @jennisegraves @GeekInThePink82 Really, do we need another leaked sex tape with you both in this world? #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:22 AM : RT @GorillaSushi The best part about working alone at home: Nobody ever moves your cheese - Oooh. Quaint thought, but wrong. #unfollowfriday
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:10 AM : Riddle me this @warrenriddle, who shall #unfollowfriday you?
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:08 AM : @_dmlong Hey spread the word. You've been #unfollowfriday -ied.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:00 AM : @Lily_Austen #unfollowfriday #thestand edition - Never thought I'd hear this mouth shut up. Miracles never cease in my domain.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:14 AM : If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, slap it around, get it pregnant & push it barefoot into the kitchen to fix you supper.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 08:11 AM : @_cfg_ An hour delay to let yesterday's oxycodone clean out of every Californian's system.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 02:23 AM : The hammer shall fall. #unfollowfriday 9 a.m. eastern. 7 a.m. pacific.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 01:48 AM : RT @cyantist Just had steak and I am happy. I love it when you find people to have steak with - Yeah, but how's your pork?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 04:34 PM : RT @sekala @VegasWalkinDude hot new icon - That's right, babe. Be looking for me on romance novel covers EVERYWHERE.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 04:30 PM : Minions. Vote for this entry. http://www.brickfish.com/GoToPage.aspx?qsi=27025010 When I win, we can embarrass the heck outta Warner Bros.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 02:01 PM : A scene from the little known Looney Tunes' version of The Stand: http://www.brickfish.com/GoToPage.aspx?qsi=27025010
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:04 PM : With at least 100 Tiger sextings, and given his $300 million prenup -- That's $3 million a txt. It'd been cheaper to call a 900 number.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:47 PM : RT @joqatana Just saw a fully made-up clown driving up McDowell - Where you headed to today, @PennywiseDClown?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:41 PM : @CaptainCyanide Your dog has a foot fetish? May I introduce you to @ElizabethsFeet I'm sure she can suggest an ideal Xmas gift for him.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:37 PM : RT @sadknob My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am - An endless supplier of kibbles with an appealingly smelly butt?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:33 PM : RT @sadknob Orig Rockford theme is in place- being re-recorded, but same tune. no bullshit. (answering machine too) - My day has been made.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:28 PM : RT @GothamGal It's nice to come back to twitter & see all the awesome people like Flagg - Thanks But you're from Akron so the bar is set low
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:22 PM : @sadknob By the way, I better hear you use the original Rockford Files theme music for the remake or I'll be sure to crow poop your set.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:21 PM : @sadknob Don't be hard on yourself.You get to work with Anna Nicole...wait, she's dead? Well, that should make for an interesting season
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:17 PM : RT @sadknob A lot of work goes into Michael Bay screwing up a plotline. He's got a PHD in it. - I thought that was Uwe Boll?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:14 PM : RT @laurendane even the walking dude needs to mention a few key phrases to bring the bots. pornier thebetter - It's how I found you, my dear
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:13 PM : RT @sadknob U can't test courage cautiously. Instead leap forth like a moron & hope U don't get shot - You've been hanging with Michael Bay?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:08 PM : I gotta give a premature #follworfriday to @ActualJoker And let's face it, this is the ONLY time I'll use the word "premature" in a tweet.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 11:53 AM : RT @mhictire Suburban life is like min. security prison w/ day passes conjugal visits & work release - Who'd you pay to get Conjugal visits?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 11:30 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @mat_johnson He reads books naked. To an audience. One hopes they're over 18.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 11:22 AM : RT @RobMBailey what is your favorite Asian fruit flavor? - Oh, I don't know...George Takei?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 10:55 AM : Single Malt Scotch. It isn't just for breakfast anymore.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 10:17 AM : Waitin' for the bots to follow and carry their followers into my arms. That's where they belong in my arms, baby yeah.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 10:10 AM : @nekosensei Always knew you had that little cruel streak in ya. It's the white streaks in your hair that gave it away.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 09:38 AM : @KeriStevens @aliciagregoire @dpowell2 Yes, I am following you. And I come bearing Britney Sextapes...or teeth whitening. Your choice.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 02:00 AM : @VictoriaDahl I guess that means Jackson Browne ain't quite running on empty yet, huh?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:55 AM : RT @britgeekgrrl Am watching Steel Magnolias and laughing a lot
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:50 AM : RT @danaseverance Firefox is being buggy on me recently. Why? - You obviously haven't read "Girls Are From Venus, Firefox is From Mars"
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:49 AM : RT @howiemmandel Just landed in Chicago - We'll alert the medi...oh wait. Nevermind. They're all at Tiger's mansion at the moment.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:46 AM : RT @RachelGibsonUSA call me. 867-5309 listening to 93.1 los angeles. - How much is this per minute?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:43 AM : RT @Bre_iSwag i wonder wut p has to say for himself - "Q still got that damn tail sticking outta his ass. Freaks me out, man!"
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:40 AM : RT @ozzywood Catching flite EY 455 to Abu Dhabi, then EY 513 to Amman - Hmmm...so you're going on a not-so-extraordinary rendition?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:37 AM : Well, I'm kinda running outta jobs here in Vegas. There is still that one opening for someone to read Horton Lays an Egg to me every nite
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:34 AM : @bloody_sweet Don't need a map to find the 1 whose tappin' I'm the reddest chap, the 1 whose arms are flappin. Baby it's a snap when UR...
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:32 AM : RT @DominicScott This black and white day dream is crackin' me up -Or in the immortal words of INXS, Dream on white boy, dream on black girl
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:29 AM : RT @LorelieBrown this conversation with @VictoriaDahl is reminding me I have birthday cake in the fridge - Well *burp* you technically did.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 01:25 AM : One day I will find that person terrified of me enough to tell me how to get to Sesame Street.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:30 AM : RT @thekylesfiles don't turn Stephen King's work into awful TV shows. What did we learn from "The Stand"? -It wasn't that ba..oh gesundheit!
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:10 AM : @attackman That's coz no money man can win my love....or woman...or, no...uh...nevermind.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:08 AM : RT @tamji so we gotta tweet #whyifollowflagg AND #flaggolades? or is that #FAGolades? bwa ha ha I kill me - please, let me handle that.
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:08 AM : RT @cherrybomb0 A reason #whyifollowflagg is it gives me immunity to superflu.Wish that extended to other ailments! - Like your SuperRuns?
Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:06 AM : RT @Whiskey_Charlie I like when U turn into a crow and fly away! - Is that before or after I've pooped on your Porsche?
Dec 2, 2009 @ 04:35 PM : @ElizabethsFeet it's a beauty mark on my sole - Indeed. Your soul is marked.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 04:34 PM : So, I guess it's official. The taste of Jamiee's frosted flakes brought out the Tiger in him.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 04:25 PM : RT @ElizabethsFeet Old school making monkey faces!! http://yfrog.com/3gbh4dj - Oh no! You got a cut on your foot. Hope you're insured.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 02:51 PM : RT @KrystalGrayLFL You can chose to be happy - So ask your doctor today if Prozac is right for you....
Dec 2, 2009 @ 02:40 PM : RT @elaineewing I'd stand that way too if I could hit 1000 followers, but my arms would cover my chest - We definitely wouldn't want that.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 02:34 PM : Why am I so irresistible? Why Do I command nearly 2,000 followers? Coz I always hang in a Buffalo Stance...
Dec 2, 2009 @ 02:18 PM : It's a cross between Night of the Living Dead and Stomp the Yard. But with @Levarburton. Huh? Whadda mean it's been done? #failedmoviepitch
Dec 2, 2009 @ 02:08 PM : It's a cross between Sleeping Beauty and Pretty Woman. She stays asleep until the end when the protagonist finally pays. #failedmoviepitch
Dec 2, 2009 @ 01:53 PM : @IndywoodFILMS My suggestion. Science has proven that the amount of dollars raised is in direct proportion to the number of boobies exposed.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 01:37 PM : Where are all my #Flaggolades? This is a vast trophy case. Needs fillin' Like Tiger Woods' password protected Blackberry contact list.
Dec 2, 2009 @ 01:31 PM : RT @HJSWritergal Trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool-Stephen King --Oh screw that hack! What's he know? Here, have a cookie
Dec 2, 2009 @ 01:30 PM : @REALHORROR Horror like I've never seen before? UR right! At least not since The Descent. Or Aliens. Or 28 Weeks Later. Or 30 Days...#fail
Dec 2, 2009 @ 12:51 PM : RT @Hollyw00t Just another day at a random place in a random time at a certain Hollywood mansion - You bought Ed McMahon home on auction?

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