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Dec 20, 2009 @ 12:58 PM : @christiansager forsake thee? Naaaaawwww...I just returned that virus that I found in my downloaded copy of BORDER CROSSING.
Dec 20, 2009 @ 12:55 PM : Re: Last Christmas. I did not give your heart away the very next day. This year, 2 save you from tears, I'm regifting it for Secret Santa.
Dec 19, 2009 @ 12:48 AM : If ever you worry about the state of the world, just remember Pos-T-Vac is covered by insurance. May the Yuletide reign.
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:53 PM : @Annie_Lane Thank you for that garbled tweet. I'm assuming it translates "Flagg has the sexiest mullet alive. Plus, he's deliciously evil"
Dec 18, 2009 @ 11:39 AM : Come on @amykly @marklisanti @EEpp2002 @KathyBuckworth Didn't the methadone clinic teach you NEVER to share needles? #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 11:23 AM : @paulapoundstone Sorry, I actually thought I was following Paul Prudhomme. Imagine my disappointment...#unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 11:22 AM : RT @kimron #pickone the cup is half empty or half full? That's not the question. The question is where are the two girls...?
Dec 18, 2009 @ 11:11 AM : @JohnGallagherJr Saw your show the other night. What happened?! Where are the exploding watermelons? Mallets to melons? #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 11:03 AM : @PickledLlama I'm guessing that means you unfollowed me?
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:42 AM : @quirkyfossil A dentist in Minnesota. This requires lots of string and slamming of doors. #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:41 AM : @KCJuGGaLoTuS Get back above the Hard Deck, there Mav. There was a little irony in that tweet you refer to....
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:39 AM : @louisgray A self-proclaimed "early adapter" Yeah. Of Captain Trips. POW! Yo! I'm on a roll! Time to go solo! #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:32 AM : @uniPORNbish Sometimes, potheads really aren't all that funny....#unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:31 AM : @sorayad by the way, I slathered Ben Gay all over your harmonica. #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:28 AM : @Psiqueue His geek cred has been revoked when he bought the Olson Twins movie collection on Amazon.com. #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:13 AM : @nerdist 1.2 million followers & I haven't a clue as to who is this person? Is it just me or...oh look! Terminator 3 is on! #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 10:08 AM : @ralphmacchio Repeat after me: #unfollowfriday on! #unfollowfriday off! ...yeah, yeah...lame Karate Kid reference. I could do a Pony Boy one
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:45 AM : @jeninmich Hey, great to see you again! Let's break some bread soo...you're gluten free? Well, ain't that some happy crap? #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:43 AM : @krisis The longest running Philly blogger. That's like the oldest known tooth decay problem. #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:41 AM : @joe_hill #unfollowfriday ....there's just something so poetic to this, isn't there?
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:36 AM : @jethrofilms He just wrapped filming on DREAM IN AMERICA. Found out it had nothing to do with me. What a rip! #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:35 AM : @kgold1 Your novocaine is wearing off? Yeah. Mine too. And you really pain me. #unfollowfriday
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:31 AM : @bastylefilegirl #unfollowfriday Style writer in San Fran. What do you mean the mullet is dead?
Dec 18, 2009 @ 09:26 AM : Friday already....Well, let's get started, shall we?
Dec 17, 2009 @ 01:25 PM : I tripped around the world from London to the Bay. It's "Randall!" "Yo Randall!" "Randy Randall!" "Go Randall!" and the rest can go and play
Dec 16, 2009 @ 01:38 PM : @digsretro I dedicate this lovely song to you. May it stick in your head...FOREVER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UDk8BxKNCc
Dec 16, 2009 @ 01:33 PM : RT @digsretro Because I love watching him beg for validation every week like a needy chick.#WhyIfollowflagg - hahahah...yeah...good one....
Dec 16, 2009 @ 12:47 PM : RT 10 Questions With @mark_henry, author of Happy Hour of the Damned & Road Trip of the Living Dead: http://bit.ly/6R9VR7 - He name drops me
Dec 16, 2009 @ 12:34 PM : Oh for the love of nutmeg chunks in Vasoline! Let's hear more #WhyIfollowflagg contributions.
Dec 16, 2009 @ 11:30 AM : Hey...wait...whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You'd think I'd forget, didn't you? #WhyIfollowflagg Wednesday. Burn your offerings now...
Dec 15, 2009 @ 08:44 PM : It appears Twitter has an Oral fixation tonight...
Dec 15, 2009 @ 03:37 PM : RT @MeldeeCA Now what is your price on dealing with stalkers? - Oh you know. An iPod, An apple pie or your first born.
Dec 15, 2009 @ 09:57 AM : RT @sexfiendluvs69 MORNING *smacks asses* - OK, there's much I can tolerate. But cruelty to animals isn't one of them! Leave the brays alone
Dec 15, 2009 @ 09:53 AM : RT @yenta78 Beshert eh?? - I'm just in love girl, and this is true.
Girl, you know it's true. Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you...
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Dec 15, 2009 @ 09:39 AM : @yenta78 Then all is forgivin, my Beshert. Let's make up and turn your hair white.
Dec 15, 2009 @ 09:16 AM : I love blasting "Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys from my car stereo while drivin the Strip. "Giddy up. Ba Boom bup Ba boom bup ba bow bow..."
Dec 14, 2009 @ 02:42 PM : I had me some Eggs Benedict this morning with @PennywiseDClown. My eggs were a little runny. Apparently, Penny says so was Benedict.
Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:19 AM : Remember, what happens in Vegas...gets plastered all over the net. Thanks @Alexisaslut http://twitpic.com/sngsw
Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:18 AM : @yenta78 You apparently unfollowed me. According to Black 13 2.0 that is...
Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:05 AM : Oh...I nearly forgot...I slipped some sausage into @yenta78's latke. #unfollowfriday
Dec 14, 2009 @ 10:47 AM : ...doncha just love when I disappear with no explanation? Kinda makes ya nervous. Right, @AmyLaurel?
Dec 12, 2009 @ 01:11 AM : #unfollowfridays have been postponed until further notice. Nadine gets very testy when she's sick.
Dec 12, 2009 @ 01:10 AM : @elaineewing #followfriday for the best maracas this side of the Rio.
Dec 11, 2009 @ 01:12 AM : @nekosensei Hey is for horses. ;) Just teasin'. I'm good. How's about yourself? Been a long time.
Dec 11, 2009 @ 01:12 AM : @Lily_Austen Not bad, Lily. And you? Saw some fightin' words between you and @VegasWalkinDude and thought I'd poke my head out of the sand.
Dec 10, 2009 @ 10:14 AM : Some days are for coffee and cafes. Other days are for marching down streets blowing bagpipes while torching the landscape in revolution!
Dec 10, 2009 @ 09:39 AM : RT @KCJuGGaLoTuS Flagg care to explain why @AngelFa11ing suddenly has hair like Nadine? - Canadians love me. Read my blog bout it
Dec 10, 2009 @ 01:01 AM : Evry night seems dinner & wine Saturday girls. I was never in love never had the time n my hustle & hurried worl AAAH! GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD
Dec 10, 2009 @ 12:24 AM : @HollySBlue3 U are just a beautiful girl from Texas who eats sushi. And U know what they say about girls who eat fish? I don't know either.
Dec 10, 2009 @ 12:10 AM : RT @HootSuite: Hootsuite iPhone app live in 9 hours. RT for chance to win a free copy every hour. Preview @ http://hootsuite.com/iphone
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:38 PM : RT @icpchad I hide from nothing while hiding nothing from you. I call this: Truth - I call it nudity.
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:35 PM : RT @David_N_Wilson How many sarcastic end-of-world apocalyptic beings actually follow you back? - Same with famous writers. Why I follow U.
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:33 PM : RT @aldamario RT @Georgiabelle08 Fire and paper are not good ideas. [] It worked for John Mellencamp - No no no. That was James Taylor.
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:31 PM : RT @msfitznham I'm going to be deactivating that plugin any time now - There are high quality battery operated ones on the market ya know...
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:30 PM : RT @cosycatastrophy BTW Pennywise is The Spider - But I like singing "Turn on your butt lights..." to him.
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:23 PM : RT @HootSuite: 10 more hours until the HootSuite iPhone app launches! RT for a chance at a free copy. http://hootsuite.com/iphone
Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:09 PM : Laaaaast call. #whyIfollowflagg
Dec 9, 2009 @ 08:21 PM : RT @HootSuite: Better than pellets! HootSuite iPhone app launches in 13 hrs. RT for a chance to win a free app. http://hootsuite.com/iphone
Dec 9, 2009 @ 03:08 PM : I've often mused as to what "it" is according to Kool & the Gang. On what exactly are they getting down?
Dec 9, 2009 @ 12:00 PM : I've always dreamed of driving around town spraying people with a high powered hose under the guise of emergency chemical decontamination.
Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:02 AM : RT @Feylene #whyifollowflagg I'm hoping he'll have something special for my stocking this year - Canned rat tartar for everyone!
Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:17 AM : Who's zoomin' who? #whyIfollowflagg
Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:16 AM : RT @JillChristopher Twitter is 2Marketing as foreplay is 2sex - with premature ejaculation (get 10K followers!) and ED (make $10K a week!)
Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:14 AM : RT @GeekyClean Creepiest man I've ever met: Tiny Tim http://ow.ly/KfLi - Funny you should mention him http://vegaswalkindude.blogspot.com
Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:01 AM : When telling me #whyIfollowflagg also answer the question: Are you footloose or fancy free?
Dec 9, 2009 @ 08:46 AM : #whyIfollowflagg Wednesday. I haven't seen the dedications yet. Plenty of empty crosses along the strip still...
Dec 9, 2009 @ 04:40 AM : We need help, the Poet reckoned.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 02:12 PM : RT @tejas74 I went to the doctor and got tested positive.. for being the shiit! - No, Mr. Tejas. You misunderstood. Positive FOR the shits.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 01:29 PM : Eating healthy today. I added lettuce to my burger.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 10:30 AM : RT @lornalily I just got the best hug ever. It changed me. I think I've finally become a woman - It was just a guy DRESSED as Elmo. Geez.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 10:05 AM : RT @naughty_goddess Is anybody here? - No. Just you. Cold. Alone. Without hope. Family Ties reruns the only thing on your TV...forever.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 09:26 AM : Your pic @AnnalisaSays It went from being a dude you'd like to have a beer with to a chick you'd like to airbrush a moustache on.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 08:23 AM : Hey, @AnnalisaSays Nice sex change in your photo there a few moments ago. Remember, nothing escapes me....
Dec 8, 2009 @ 08:22 AM : RT @she_writes PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET CD STUCK IN CAR STEREO OUT? Easy. Hold down eject 1 minute. Push play 2x. Then hammer to player 3x.
Dec 8, 2009 @ 08:19 AM : RT @JoyGrenade saw Trashcan Man on SyFy last night in "Alice". He's still blowin things up - And he still doesn't know how to get to Boulder
Dec 8, 2009 @ 08:13 AM : Palm shaped islands? Skyscrapers that rotate? Indoor ski slopes? Ta hell with Vegas, I should set my kingdom up in Dubai....
Dec 8, 2009 @ 08:12 AM : RT @AnnalisaSays There's hopeful symbolism in fact that Flagg does not wave in a vacuum-Arthur C. Clarke - Nor does Arty wave in his grave.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:07 PM : RT @aeyviallenpoe Flagg, you've got a job, you asshole. - Unless Captain Trips starts pickin up pace, I'll be outta one. Performance issues.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 12:00 PM : I've been working so hard. I'm punching my card. Eight hours, for what? Just tell me what've I got?
Dec 7, 2009 @ 11:16 AM : RT @millarca @PennywiseDClown @VegasWalkinDude It's a shame when they interrupt and start begging for money - Like any girlfriend I've had
Dec 7, 2009 @ 11:09 AM : RT @millarca "I've never been with a black chick before." "We're all pink on the inside." This movie is awesome - Yeah. I love PBS, too.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 11:03 AM : @Elise_Logan "Deep down, she’d worried he wouldn’t come today..." And this is fiction, right?
Dec 7, 2009 @ 09:18 AM : Mondays to me are similar to those times one throws pebbles at a nuclear warhead to provoke it. Little chance anything fun will happen.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:19 AM : RT @jaimeskelton Pharmaceutical companies attempt to reduce prescription painkiller abuse by prescribing packs of Marlboro.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:14 AM : @JimCarrey Wow. You responded! Gotta cut this out and paste next to your framed movie post ... shit! Done broke my puter! Thanks a lot, Jim.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:12 AM : RT @JoyGrenade Re: Top Ten Movie - Little Children - no no NO NO NO! LEGAL movies, Joy! LEGAL MOVIES!
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:10 AM : RT @verwon Speaking of that my role needs work Who the hell wrote this script? - We're not making King Lear here. Just get down & bark now!
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:08 AM : RT @cinematical Name a film that will make YOUR top 10 list -- but probably not many others. - The Howling.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:04 AM : RT @sadknob Just realized that in 'dog years' I'm dead - Could be worse. In tree years, you'd be the wood in Dom Deluise's casket.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 02:01 AM : @ZachsMind @ShebaJo @oBryan I think there's some confusion. I'd rather sniff camel spit in a jar than watch Fifth Element again
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:55 AM : RT @JimCarrey Twitter is like blind people touching each other's faces. i like it.- Wait til you accidentally slip your pinky in a nose hole
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:51 AM : RT @iamwhite I LOVE Fifth Element! -Glad you think so. This is why your name is @iamwhite, not "right." @actionchick @scottEweinberg @obryan
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:50 AM : RT @cinematical Name a film that will make YOUR top 10 list -- but probably not many others. - Day the Earth Caught Fire.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:48 AM : @actionchick No one has yet to explain what movie was inserted in the middle of Fifth Element. You know, the part with the skull in space.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:47 AM : @oBryan @actionchick @scottEweinberg @pyrosis @krisis Classic in all senses! Fifth Element is right up there with Megaforce.
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:44 AM : @Lotay wasn't thinking of me when he wrote this. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1i15aH/www.bitrebels.com/geek/do-not-feed-the-trolls//r:t
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:33 AM : RT @actionchick @pyrosis Chris Tucker kind of ruined The Fifth Element. - Oh come now. the script did a good enough job of ruining the movie
Dec 7, 2009 @ 01:30 AM : @estoneovh You can't go wrong in Vegas no matter what you do. Although I do recommend cliff diving at the Grand Canyon.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:28 PM : I'm off to listen to jumping music, slick deejays, fog machines and laser rays at a club down the strip. See you in your dreams.
Dec 4, 2009 @ 09:25 PM : @willowolf8 Same way I know you still secretly listen to Backstreet Boys debut album on your iPod.
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