Stephen King's "The Stand" - Twitter Style

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Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:48 PM : @HatmanAsh Are you aware that your hat makes you look like Buster Keaton suffering from constipation? Right, @xxDreamscapexx?
Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:46 PM : RT @Mooley James is eating wasabi peas.....the smell is making me feel sick....- What happened to the Giant Peach? He finished it?!
Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:44 PM : RT @theyoungdread #atlanta new T.I video is being shoot now in the park of old Fourth ward - U sure it's not an episode of COPS?
Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:42 PM : RT @ElizabethsFeet "Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you." ~ Spanish Proverb - Yeah, but I hear he slept with a Moor! Shhhh!
Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:40 PM : RT @Feylene I'm feeling another headache coming on - That excuse isn't going to work three nights in a row, Feylene...
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:50 AM : The late Casey Johnson of Johnson & Johnson fame was married to @officialTila ?! Guess fam couldn't wash that gay right outta her hair.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:41 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @Ashweez Popping the noses of hoarders everywhere. As an ironic bonus, she collects them in a jar...
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:38 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @chocothemodel Much better than Choco the Clown. He was in that infamous vid "2 Clowns 1 Cup."
Jan 5, 2010 @ 10:54 AM : There are mornings when I just need a fresh maker. Anyone got a Mentos?
Jan 5, 2010 @ 08:50 AM : @Stu_Redman I make tweeting an art form. You use Twitter like a clown car. Always manage to stuff one more inane tweet in there somehow...
Jan 5, 2010 @ 02:22 AM : That's enough talkin' for one night. Ain't had much of a reason to spout these past months, but I'm gettin' restless. Aren't you? #thestand
Jan 5, 2010 @ 02:20 AM : I ain't cut out for winters like this. Give me Arnette any day, just as long as it don't mean snow. Wonder what became of that town.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 02:16 AM : @VegasWalkinDude You're not the only one still alive. You're just a bit more vocal than some. Then, I've never been talkative type.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 02:03 AM : Apparently, my latest tweets have pissed off some 10+ people who summarily unfollowed me. Remember, Friday is only 4 days away...
Jan 4, 2010 @ 05:48 PM : #UberTwitter....huh...I'm finally a trending topic.
Jan 4, 2010 @ 11:13 AM : RT @stackatl How the hell is "Love on the Rocks" stuck in my head? -Coz you feel you're on top again lately that's got nothing to do with me
Jan 4, 2010 @ 08:59 AM : @capnmarrrrk I'm guessing my douchiness has excelled recently? @mactonnies passed away in real life? Ooops. Sorry folks.
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:54 PM : We apologize for this belated #unfollowfriday edition. We now bring you back to your regularly scheduled program already in progress.
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:53 PM : @fejsez Lives at Laguna Beach. Fails to mention it's behind the McDonald's dumpster. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:50 PM : @PartTimeBrat Full time bore. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:49 PM : @LynneConner She "heals through the arts." Which means she teaches people to act like they're not dying of Captain Trips. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:44 PM : @DrKareem I got a secret to fat loss forever, too! It's called death. Works wonders. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:42 PM : @bubblyideas Don'tcha love when people try to make a living by being inspiring to other Tweeters? Yeah, neither do I. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:41 PM : @dianebirch It's amazing what kinda music gets made on a Casio and a Fisher Price My First Microphone. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:39 PM : @porksmith Oh wow! It's Matthew Perry! Holy cow! How cool. Man, I loved you on Frie...wait. Matt Berry? Oh well...#unfolllowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:38 PM : @Spacegirlspif13 She sells sanctuary. For $5.99/minute. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:36 PM : @mactonnies is an Author, blogger, futurologist, bibliophile, weirdhunter, man of mystery - i.e. He's unemployed. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:34 PM : @obriencorp #unfollowfriday Coz ambiguous sexuality went out with the 90's.
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:28 PM : Some days are diamonds. And some days @melkins tweets. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:27 PM : Take John Saxon. Beat him with an ugly stick. This is @prolson #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:23 PM : Despite what @WGladstone says, he secretly has Black Eyed Peas on repeat on his iPod. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:20 PM : @stevenbjohnson Wants everyone to know the first draft of his new book is much better than he expected. Well...goody...#unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:18 PM : @TheFairhurst When I think of awe-inspiring giant fighting robots in 3D...I don't think of him. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:13 PM : @pauljtaylor Quotes Dan Fogelberg. #unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 06:10 PM : @annwillmott I hold her responsible for Ridge divorcing Logan for the umpteenth time.Not that I watch that show or anything..#unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 05:57 PM : @SakeJoe This is what happens when the Japanese buy Joe Sixpack...#unfollowfriday
Jan 2, 2010 @ 05:50 PM : Don'tcha hate when I don't do my unfollowfridays?
Dec 31, 2009 @ 06:36 PM : @David_N_Wilson Or how 'bout a whole season of 24 taking place midnight Dec. 30 to midnight Dec. 31 - saving the Easter Bunny hostage.
Dec 31, 2009 @ 06:32 PM : I'm still waiting for a Michael Bay New Year...you know, the one where the Times Square ball is actually a nuke?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 09:44 PM : First Ray Flowers now Rush. What's the world coming to? Oh yeah...the apocalypse... R.I.P. Rush Limbaugh...
Dec 30, 2009 @ 09:37 PM : Note to self: Pomade is NOT stylish on a mullet. I've lathered rinsed and repeated eight times and the stuff is still clinging to me...
Dec 30, 2009 @ 03:33 PM : RT @AuthorRussell title of the James Patterson novel involving the kidnapping of a judge's wife? "Another Derivative Plotless Novel" I think
Dec 30, 2009 @ 03:04 PM : Screw you, Mr. Editor. What do you mean "It was a dark and stormy night..." is a terrible opening to The Stand II?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 01:18 PM : Let's keep the Wednesday worship rolling. #whyIfollowflagg
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:42 AM : @tracyjust which?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:33 AM : #whyIfollowflagg It's not just for breakfast anymore. Hash yours today...
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:27 AM : RT @diANAtiffANY Did You Know: A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva - There's an oral sex joke here somewhere...
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:26 AM : @PickledLlama Since when do I need to prove my love? Your swollen belly and white hair should be enough evidence for you...
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:25 AM : RT @gnomeloaf fascinated by her kids' Tooth Tunes toothbrush - Is that the toothbrush that plays "Down Low" by Lil' Jon?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:22 AM : RT @tommytrc Study: Mentoring helps delay declining brain function in Seniors - How bout that? Now don't forget, Tom: Pop quiz tomorrow!
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:16 AM : When there's no more room in hell, stupids go 2 movies: RT @SciFiTweetn Transformers 2 voted both best /worst 09 movie http://bit.ly/4O3krf
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:13 AM : You know what everyone. It is Wednesday. AND NOT ONE #whyIfollowflagg YET! Come on, now. You minions are slacking something awful!
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:09 AM : RT @http://twitpic.com/vu0hl - Mexican candy heaven! - Would those be pronounced Los Skitteles?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:07 AM : RT @KimKardashian Off to Las Vegas! - Well, finally! I knew you'd see the light...or the darkness...or my great ass and my mullet.
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:06 AM : RT @sadknob Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks - And the horse has the biggest penis.
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:05 AM : RT @MeriiZantiago Watching some music videos - Where the hell did you find a time machine to go back to 1984?!?!
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:04 AM : @Hollyw00t Sorry? I haven't been paying attention. Something about following, unfollowing, girls and stalking, right?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:03 AM : RT @accceleration @VegasWalkinDude ingenious! - And inglorious, lest we forget.
Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:02 AM : RT @namaste_vayo RT @jeannash How do you back up your Word Press Blog automatically? Ctrl-Alt-Del
Dec 30, 2009 @ 10:59 AM : RT @johannaharness http://twitpic.com/vvv52 - Our barn w/ fresh snow - You could've warned me before taking. My eyes were closed!
Dec 30, 2009 @ 10:56 AM : RT @bobford So any New Year's resolutions, my evil friend? - World peace - via the deaths of 99.9% of earth.
Dec 30, 2009 @ 10:55 AM : RT @Caroline_Henry 1st cup of coffee & I'm wearing purple sparkle sweater - Re: What's the first thing you did upon waking in strange bed?
Dec 30, 2009 @ 10:51 AM : RT @Eyglo The apartment! We got it! - The one where the man shot his wife in the face then hung himself in the bedroom?! Awesome!
Dec 29, 2009 @ 05:43 PM : I just lost the game.
Dec 29, 2009 @ 03:36 PM : RT @acorn_hat oh my god this movie is fucking amazing. i have chills all over right now. - That was my reaction to The Mighty Ducks, too!
Dec 29, 2009 @ 03:35 PM : @cupofsea Well...namely, I'm still alive. And you haven't heard a peep from @motherabigail or the rest of #thestand blowhards in months.
Dec 29, 2009 @ 03:32 PM : @cupofsea I have. It's a pack of lies.
Dec 29, 2009 @ 03:25 PM : RT @cupofsea @VegasWalkinDude Guessing you're a Stand fan then? - Uh oh...somebody better educate Ms. Cup here....
Dec 29, 2009 @ 03:12 PM : @AssassinGrl When you do as much walking as I do...
Dec 29, 2009 @ 03:03 PM : Don't you hate how itchy you get when your pubic hair grows back in?
Dec 29, 2009 @ 02:31 PM : @Elise_Logan Yeah. I was wonderin' 'bout that little errand. Don't forget the car wax either.
Dec 29, 2009 @ 09:47 AM : I should write another blog entry, I guess. It's been awhile. And I'm bored. Remember what happens when I'm bored?
Dec 28, 2009 @ 11:25 PM : someone found out my dirty little secret. http://bit.ly/5WVV6y
Dec 28, 2009 @ 10:00 PM : Shit....Corona is the ONLY beer. I could fuckin' PISS Corona.
Dec 28, 2009 @ 09:56 PM : @Erika_is_crazy You don't.
Dec 28, 2009 @ 09:54 PM : Wait? Christmas is over? Really? Fuck 'dat shit, man! (glug glug glug)
Dec 28, 2009 @ 03:51 PM : Some days I wanna chunk a depleted uranium artillery shell at post holiday shopping crowds.
Dec 28, 2009 @ 01:01 PM : RT @that_angela I have no food or milk in the house. Crap - The opening dialogue to Cannibal Holocaust III.
Dec 28, 2009 @ 12:59 PM : RT @evilsalmon Im so done with the world- NOOO! Remember the immortal words of Barry Manilow who said "i'm ready to take a chance again..."
Dec 28, 2009 @ 12:49 PM : @Alexisaslut There is a family picture coming then?
Dec 28, 2009 @ 12:40 PM : Oh pipe down in there! Geez...you'd think a German cockroach would get the irony of being trapped in a small box full of poison....
Dec 28, 2009 @ 09:43 AM : Too bad Topal doesn't make a fruitcake eater's tooth polish.
Dec 28, 2009 @ 09:07 AM : @Tamji As I said, I was drunk. Some men imagine they've got a full head of hair when drunk. I imagine I'm Yul Brynner.
Dec 28, 2009 @ 09:07 AM : @bobford West World Brynner.
Dec 26, 2009 @ 02:05 PM : Celebrating Christmas with Jim Beam has its disadvantages. Namely, I got a roaring headache & spent half the nite thinking I was Yul Brynner
Dec 25, 2009 @ 09:59 PM : Actually, I am quite fond of Christmas. It's the only day we celebrate the birth of a guy who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Dec 24, 2009 @ 02:53 PM : Just remember. Behave this week. Or I'll have to roast your chestnuts on an open fire.
Dec 22, 2009 @ 04:34 PM : RT @msfitznham That tweet went wrong somehow ... Obama said as the missiles rained down. #famouslastwords
Dec 22, 2009 @ 01:48 PM : Isn't it thrilling to find out I'm more popular than @Rockne_S ? Like discovering my presents before Christmas.
Dec 22, 2009 @ 11:57 AM : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSqL9ygBCck&feature=fvw .... and cue Bryan Adam's "Everything I do (I do it for you)...."
Dec 22, 2009 @ 11:47 AM : I think I'm in love. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80858933/
Dec 22, 2009 @ 09:47 AM : RT @TheRealBeth I may keep sleeper sofa marketer around in the hopes of a sample - That's how some feel bout the pot marketers
Dec 22, 2009 @ 09:28 AM : Have you unfollowed your annoying multilevel marketer today? #unfollowamultilevelmarketerday
Dec 21, 2009 @ 03:39 PM : I believe the children are our future. So, teach them well and let them lead the way. Now, if only I can txt this to them...
Dec 21, 2009 @ 01:25 PM : RT @1muziclvr I feel like not really livin life but going thru the motions - Electric word "life." It means 4ever & thats a mighty long time
Dec 21, 2009 @ 01:21 PM : RT @millarca I bet AvP:R will make me cry tonite- Will that be B4/after U realize Fox killed the original Aliens sequel set on earth...
Dec 21, 2009 @ 01:07 PM : I need to think of a clever #hash for Monday. It's too quiet I'm bored sittin in this tree watching @jeffrago pick blue lint from his navel
Dec 21, 2009 @ 11:28 AM : RT @Feylene First, I seem to be better! Hurrah! - Took a little FluBuddy (TM), huh?
Dec 21, 2009 @ 09:34 AM : Actually, I prefer coal in my stockings for Christmas, thank you very much. Grab the stocking by the slack, the coal makes a great weapon.
Dec 20, 2009 @ 05:44 PM : No song speaks more to the holidays than Dan Fogelberg's "Auld Lang Syne..." about a girl who confesses she hates her husband to her ex b.f.

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