Stephen King's "The Stand" - Twitter Style

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Jan 13, 2010 @ 01:25 PM : Taking Private Ryan Off Life Support #lowbudgetmovies
Jan 13, 2010 @ 01:07 PM : Oh man! @tomhanks I loved you in Volunteers! Where've you been since then?!?!
Jan 13, 2010 @ 12:06 PM : http://twitpic.com/xxos0 - You better say #whyIfollowflagg Coz Skeletor is feelin' a little frisky otherwise...
Jan 13, 2010 @ 11:04 AM : Alright...let's play #WhyIfollowflagg Entries will be eligible for a free trip to Port au Prince.
Jan 12, 2010 @ 10:31 PM : Today, I ate cornbread. Tomorrow, the world. Aspirations are such a fickle thing.
Jan 12, 2010 @ 09:21 AM : @docbrite I like weeds. I hope that they'll infest @motherabigail's cornfields so she has to get off her lazy butt and do some work.
Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:55 AM : RT @PickledLlama I feel like kicking kittens - wait a sec... is this a euphemism for some sort of sex act?
Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:52 AM : RT @PortiaDaCosta Are people unfollowing you, bro? Shame on them! @ithorpe - You see, this is why I've reinstated crucifixions.
Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:51 AM : @kat021zen Voice of God Weapon Wired.com: device projects voices into your head: Great! Can't wait 2 tell someone 2 stop playing w/ hisself
Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:46 AM : RT @malpertuis ugh. I dreamt Wings was still on the air - I know. But let's be honest here. A naked Steven Weber made it a nitemare for me.
Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:44 AM : RT @MichaelHyatt Video of focus groups: People are explaining why bought high-end Bibles - Pretty sure stupidity fits in there somehow...
Jan 11, 2010 @ 11:40 AM : RT @shimmer418 BRB,.. Gotta hit Krogers - Remember, black stockings over face, not clear. And use a .38. Easier to discard after robbery.
Jan 11, 2010 @ 12:56 AM : @SkyyTweet @summer_hines Look, calling those people at the end of The Stand "natives" is just insensitive. They're "stupid beach bums." Geez
Jan 9, 2010 @ 10:28 AM : @cherrybomb0 Oh Ms. @PaulaSedai unfollowed first. Sneaked out of Vegas in the cold of night, thought I'd miss that little defection.
Jan 8, 2010 @ 09:06 PM : #followfriday @dupalt Coz begging comes naturally to her. Much like a dog seeing a fire hydrant.
Jan 8, 2010 @ 09:01 PM : Personally, @nekosensei, I'm happy you're alive today. It would have devastated me to think you died of the embolism and not the superflu...
Jan 8, 2010 @ 08:49 PM : Man...this is some vodka. My throat hasn't burned this much since that Michael Buble concert a year ago....
Jan 8, 2010 @ 03:01 PM : If Twitter is a cocktail party @Glenn_Howerton is the guy everyone turns to in silence & stares at a moment before ignoring #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 01:29 PM : RT @KingdomSearch "The road to hell is paved with adverbs" I am truly and slowly realizing that, sadly, that is the worstly advice ever...ly
Jan 8, 2010 @ 01:12 PM : I rescind my #unfollowfriday declaration on @JimFoss He broke on thru to the other side.
Jan 8, 2010 @ 01:11 PM : #followfriday @jeffekennedy @Ashweez @joqatana @HarloweBlonde Coz they can answer the timeless question "How's Your Pork?"
Jan 8, 2010 @ 01:05 PM : RT @KarenAlloy Being outside takes my breath away because it's so cold! - That's exactly what every date says to me the next morning!
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:31 AM : I think you're missing the point @madduane When you backtrack your records, it's not praises to God you're supposed to say.#unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:22 AM : RT @lizzwinstead U know of a place in NYC to transfer VHS tapes to DVD's that won't cost $1 million? - Pretty sure anyone in Chinatown can
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:20 AM : RT @santasdevil Ready 4 the parade http://twitpic.com/x7osz - THEY'RE LETTING PEOPLE WITH MULLETS IN MARDI GRAS PARADES?!
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:18 AM : Judging by his picture, I think @justinimel is the next most likely person to board a plane wearing bulky underwear. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:17 AM : For the last time @Tweet_douche is NOT my alternative account! Sheesh! #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:09 AM : RT @thesarcastro Flagg, blowing Craig Kilborn does qualify her as 'co-creator' - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:08 AM : RT @joqatana bot RT's me all the time and I don't know why? What keywords is it picking up? - Your name. It means "sextape" in Swahili
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:05 AM : @casiestewart OK. So you at least prove my point that you are, in fact, NOT Canadian. FYI - All Canadians follow and love me. #Justsayin
Jan 8, 2010 @ 11:03 AM : RT @casiestewart I'M NOT POLISH! And BTW who are you with the attitude? - I'm Randall Flagg. This is my sidekick, Mufa. Are you Dutch then?
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:56 AM : @lizzwinstead @aaroncole No, no, no. Not the host, Jon. I was referring to the second camera assistant.
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:51 AM : Hehehe Can't wait til tonight's contestant opens suitcase #41 on Deal or No Deal and finds @howiemmandel's lost hair. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:49 AM : Come now, @lizzwinstead Making coffee for John Stewart hardly qualifies you as a "writer" on the Daily Show. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:46 AM : @cynsheis Well, at least she admits she's not that funny on her bio....#unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:45 AM : @actordougjones A face that launched 1000 ships. Sadly they all got swept in a tempest and sank. #unfollowfriday.
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:43 AM : @smackmeister heheh. Drawing an image of a penis in my mouth on my pic. Clever. Here, lemme draw U with a pike up your ass.#unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:39 AM : @casiestewart The only Canadian who doesn't follow me. Turns out, she's Polish. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:38 AM : @jordanrubin A former writer for Carson Daly Show. Now we know why it's last in late nite ratings. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:36 AM : @swaniak Type of guy I offer to take picture of, have him pose by a statue or something and then run off with his camera. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:34 AM : @seekittyrun I did. Now kitty is gummed into my tires. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:33 AM : @illestjoanne She may be cute, but seeing her tongue her boyfriend on her wallpaper is enough to make me regurgitate #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:32 AM : @imperfectboi His tweets are all about his video chats and the number of people he's chatted with. I'm not kidding. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:31 AM : @PaulaSedai Don't think I didn't notice your little defection from Vegas to Tennessee. Sorry about your broken nails. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:29 AM : @dpowell2 Is big on e-learning so you too can become an e-diot. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:28 AM : @carocade Sweet, engaging, memorable. One of the best on Twi...oh wait. I thought we were talking about @Ashweez. #unfollowfriday
Jan 8, 2010 @ 10:27 AM : @JimFoss He puts oleo on his blueberry muffins. Oleo! That's such an #unfollowfriday trait...
Jan 8, 2010 @ 07:02 AM : RT @sonyelectronics Be the 1st to own a NEW Sony bloggie™ camera RT for a chance to win #SonyCES http://bit.ly/7kMF2F
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:50 PM : What else happened? Call? Plz?
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:46 PM : I know! Not to mention now I'm going to have to skip one of my lunches either next week or the week after b/c of my English project.F****CK!
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:42 PM : I don't know. V_V;; I'm so sorry...
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:40 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl Yeah,Im allowed on the phone,but dad is trying to drag me out of the house Saturday to see a movie depending on the weather
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:37 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl *hugs* I'm so sorry... V_V;;
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:34 PM : Yeah, she probably did, but he says that he has every weekend off in January. Things might change in February.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:24 PM : I know.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:22 PM : No,he said it Tuesday night,and then automatically repealed it,or made it sound like he did. And now he's going back and saying that he did.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:19 PM : @navynightmare What happened?
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:17 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl LOL Reno just crashed another helecopter.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:17 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl Are you hiding something from me, Femxen?Also, now dad is saying not this weekend B/c I he said I wsa grounded. Next week.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:11 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl Soo... whatcha doing, VexieClone41?
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:08 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl Oh, the LOLs of Parle... XD Now Rufus is mad at Cissnei. XD
Jan 7, 2010 @ 05:00 PM : Just realized I was 'listed' by someone. Questioning who, I found out Randall Flagg listed me... forgot he followed me. XD
Jan 7, 2010 @ 04:56 PM : creepiest bot letter ever from "sexyhousewife271@aol.com" titled "Looking to date a lonely cheating wife?" Um... NO!
Jan 7, 2010 @ 04:53 PM : @LumariaWolfGirl YO! XD
Jan 7, 2010 @ 01:41 PM : @twilbert gonna be rappin' in @ludajuice's next single?! What other words will he rhyme with "real estate?"
Jan 7, 2010 @ 09:47 AM : Uh oh...I think I'm pregnant..............................with a pause...............hehehehehe, got ya on that one, huh?
Jan 7, 2010 @ 12:41 AM : @genegeorge I'm still not sure what to think about Apatow's "Funny People." - Lemme help ya: It sucked. Like Britney on those tapes.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 12:35 AM : To answer your question, I count the money underneath the bar and I ride the wrecking ball into their guitars.
Jan 7, 2010 @ 12:29 AM : RT @animrod see my marianne walking away - I thought it was more than a feeling, too. Turned out to be indigestion.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 11:51 PM : Why is every song today "feat." someone else? That's like another person crapping in the same unflushed toilet. It just compounds the smell.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 11:46 PM : RT @EricNorthmanLvr People, stop picking on @ActualJoker He's cooler than any of you could hope to be!- I beg to differ. He's got no mullet!
Jan 6, 2010 @ 06:16 PM : RT @elaineewing I still think he's pretty funny for a supreme force for evil. #whyIfollowflagg - Long time, Elaine. Can't stay away, huh?
Jan 6, 2010 @ 05:47 PM : Not a single #whyIfollowflagg so far? I warned you - Say U don't know me or recognize my face Say U don't care who goes 2 that kind of place
Jan 6, 2010 @ 04:03 PM : Get your afternoon coffee and submit your #whyIfollowflagg Either that or I tweet the lyrics to We Built This City...
Jan 6, 2010 @ 02:05 PM : RT @vigilantism Flagg, Not into the anal beads scene, huh? - I can't say what's worse: That they exist or that there's a "scene" for them.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 01:52 PM : @RachelResnick That was waaaay too long. You lost me at brevity...
Jan 6, 2010 @ 01:50 PM : RT @JayLink_ I searched for the bluebird of happiness, and found the chicken of despair - Personally, I like the Crow of Contagion.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 01:49 PM : RT @La_merde I never understood the hype focused around anal beads. this is 2010, ok? - Anal beads? What? Lemme look those up.OMFG! MY EYES!
Jan 6, 2010 @ 01:42 PM : Hail new #flaggfollower @mrdavehill He's gotta stand up show tonite in NYC! One cocktail & bowl of Rotten fruit included n the cover charge.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 11:26 AM : RT @LaBarceloneta Can't live if living is without you...But you will continue to give.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:57 AM : I often wonder why we still call'em "Sex Tapes." Seems so 20th century. Perhaps "Sex Tubes" doesn't have the same ring - or wrong meaning.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:52 AM : I need more #whyIfollowflagg worship. And no, dying from hypothermia in subartic temperatures is NOT an excuse to not do it.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:50 AM : hail new #flaggfollower @ShannonRiley101 A prolific short story writer for magazines that ... you know ... we only "read for the articles"
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:49 AM : hail new #flaggfollower @rhiannon_muses When the going gets tough, she jabs her opponents in the eye with toothpicks. Quite poetic really.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:48 AM : Hail new #flaggfollower @HarloweBlonde I'd love to take those baby blues. In return I'll give u a seeing eye dog in hell
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:46 AM : hail new #flaggfollower @shortstackcubed Says he has Captain Trips, so our relationship will likely be short-lived.
Jan 6, 2010 @ 10:12 AM : I can feel it coming in the air tonight..whoa oh...and I've been waiting for my #whyIfollowflagg dedications for all my life...whoa oh...
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:48 PM : Heard mice skittering in my attic. Apparently the cats I've glued to wooden poles isn't acting as much the deterrent I thought it would.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:34 PM : RT @dontlikeclowns Ever get a story idea so fun U wish U could quit UR job & write it? - Is this your story about the alien in the toilet?
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:32 PM : @PostmodernMacro Well I happen to be tickled every time I hear that one. Like why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other si...
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:27 PM : RT @cyantist Tell me a funny joke - OK. Knock knock. Who's there. Ya. Ya who? Yahoo?! I didn't know you were a cowboy? HAHAHAhahahahahahaha
Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:20 PM : RT @chocothemodel Flagg, I don't understand u? - We all have that problem occasionally. Confidentially, my doc says it'll go away on its own
Jan 5, 2010 @ 09:44 PM : @chocothemodel Hater? Me? I like you. It's Choco the Clown I think is a pansy. Not you. BTW, ever consider changing your name to Rat Man?
Jan 5, 2010 @ 07:09 PM : @Lily_Austen Howdy. Apologies for the lengthy reply. Frannie was okay last I checked. Been tryin' to get back to her. Lost my way out there.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 07:07 PM : @VegasWalkinDude "An art form"? Some art ain't worth buyin'. But to each his own. You've got the followers, so you're doin' somethin' right.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 07:06 PM : @Alexisaslut Can't help it if Nick and I share some traits. I talk. Just used to keepin' to myself. Aimin' to fix that.
Jan 5, 2010 @ 01:22 PM : Look into my eyes. There's a story there. Like, how come I still have this on cassette...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e98UOB0etdo
Jan 5, 2010 @ 01:00 PM : @HatmanAsh The scary thing is you had to look up Buster Keaton...my immortality is showing, isn't it?
Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:55 PM : I need to renegotiate my contract with Gas-X Trusted Leader in Gas Relief http://bit.ly/8AeVOS
Jan 5, 2010 @ 12:49 PM : RT @spidermann The Giant Peach was his mother - Okay, your perversion has now outclassed even you. You sick, sick puss...I mean, puppy.

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