Stephen King's "The Stand" - Twitter Style

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Nov 5, 2009 @ 09:29 AM : RT @laurendane darn it, throat is killing me. I don't think I'm getting fully better - Remember, there are 4 stages to Captain Trips.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 09:29 AM : I just noticed today that @Motherabigail has down dropped to under 1,000 followers. Hmmm. Must suck to be her.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 08:24 AM : I got chills.They're multiplyin'. And I'm losin' control. 'Cause the power I'm supplyin' is electrifyin!
Nov 5, 2009 @ 02:20 AM : Do you realize a guy sucking down a bottle of Jim Beam while slumped against a wall at a Queen concert is chock full of homoerotic innuendo?
Nov 5, 2009 @ 02:02 AM : @elaineewing You may not be a romantic, but I make you sweat till you bleed, coz I'm just that dope enough for ya.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 01:59 AM : RT @blergh had a lovely evening with @vegantiff - of polite conversation over steaming cups of soy milk and chickpea-con logs?
Nov 5, 2009 @ 01:54 AM : @cherrybomb0 Did I say I was on Facebook? Nooo...I said I posted something on Facebook. Biiiig difference. What's a trojan anyway?
Nov 5, 2009 @ 01:46 AM : I was just asked to copy "in seducer" to link something on a Facebook page. For some reason, my night is complete.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 01:20 AM : @elaineewing naughty writers don't necessarily mean writing about "pulsating flesh sword." Ballsy is sexy as well. And naughty.
Nov 5, 2009 @ 12:50 AM : @LilMiss_Muffet Well, everyday is #whyIfollowflagg day. But like Christ, I only demand you genuflect to me on Twitter once a week. Wednesday
Nov 4, 2009 @ 05:20 PM : RT @Hollyw00tHOLLYWOOD! HAS A DRESS CODE FOR HOT VIRGINS: PERFUME ONLY - And shiny high heels. And Ione Skye
Nov 4, 2009 @ 04:09 PM : Just remember my minions, we'll always be together. Together in...http://bit.ly/VijnH
Nov 4, 2009 @ 03:52 PM : RT @CrimChaosOne day I'll find out what happened to that piece of obsidian - Ground up and sold in pill form as Enzyte.
Nov 4, 2009 @ 03:49 PM : @aeyviallenpoe Sadly, neither do I. Especially since you haven't lip synched my praise to the music of Night Ranger yet.
Nov 4, 2009 @ 03:03 PM : RT @ChampersandBenz Because he was sporting a smiley-face pin badge WAY before 'Watchmen' made it cool. #whyIfollowflagg
Nov 4, 2009 @ 02:28 PM : "Oh Randall, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Randall! Hey Randall!" -- in other words, pony up your #whyIfollowflagg
Nov 4, 2009 @ 02:19 PM : RT @shimmer418 Damn headaches - Yeah. I hear your gazoombas can pull on your sinuses.
Nov 4, 2009 @ 12:25 PM : http://bit.ly/2x0aTB New blog entry honoring @Alexisaslut Required reading
Nov 4, 2009 @ 09:46 AM : Hey...I just remembered. It's Wednesday. #whyIfollowflagg sound off!
Nov 4, 2009 @ 09:28 AM : RT @ItsDaise so Colbert survived then? - For the moment. So long as @MotherAbigail doesn't make an appearance, he'll be fine.
Nov 4, 2009 @ 09:13 AM : Just a remind: My television interview with Stephen Colbert! http://bit.ly/17OHtg
Nov 3, 2009 @ 11:04 PM : Is it just me, or does @wilw name remind anyone of a micro brew? Wil Wheaton Hefeweizen Smooth golden lager with Munich hops and pure barley
Nov 3, 2009 @ 10:57 PM : YES! My television interview with Stephen Colbert! http://bit.ly/17OHtg
Nov 3, 2009 @ 05:01 PM : RT @aeyviallenpoe I'm going to meet your maker ^^ How ya like them apples? - Don't know. Send me a picture of your apples.
Nov 3, 2009 @ 04:24 PM : This should go for you too, @actionchick 27,000 following and not me? Been sneezing much lately?
Nov 3, 2009 @ 04:17 PM : @Seahorsemystic Let's speak more on that hot oil idea...
Nov 3, 2009 @ 04:14 PM : @actionchick You did fail to ask who is @therealadamwest's favorite Twitter villan..villen..uh..bad guy. Clearly it would be me but still...
Nov 3, 2009 @ 04:01 PM : RT @bmitten Thinking of getting me some H1N2. Way cooler than that other stuff - Try contracting OU812. Even better!
Nov 3, 2009 @ 04:00 PM : Clearly, when you jump for my love, I expect it to be on the ledge of a skyscraper.
Nov 3, 2009 @ 03:43 PM : RT @ExMi Nothing like watching your child sleep to still your heart - You're gonna steal a sleeping child's heart?! That's si...oh. My bad.
Nov 3, 2009 @ 01:32 PM : The new Quattro 5 Precision Shaver certainly lives up to its hype. No more painful nicks or razor burns on my testicles!
Nov 3, 2009 @ 01:27 PM : H1N! ain't got nuttin on my disease. It's called OU812. Causes uncontrolled hair growth leading to epic mullets. I am Patient Zero.
Nov 3, 2009 @ 01:19 PM : RT @warrenellis 149,935 followers.150,000th must kill someone or I will murder their family - Really? You can't think of a harder challenge?
Nov 3, 2009 @ 01:12 PM : I shall soon post my interview with The Colbert Report for your viewing requirements. In the meantime, enjoy the sounds of John Tesh.
Nov 3, 2009 @ 12:10 PM : RT @harbknocklife If you really loved me you would make all your followers follow me too - They would. But they're all dead. So, you know...
Nov 3, 2009 @ 10:55 AM : RT @joqatana I can think of one thing better - Eating Oreos off of your nose? Oooh...that's a tough one.
Nov 3, 2009 @ 10:00 AM : Is there anything better in this world than eating celery, peanut butter and raisins while watching Bob Sagat host AFV? No? Just me?
Nov 2, 2009 @ 04:22 PM : @aeyviallenpoe Not at all, Aeyvi. You can deem your purpose in life to being the Kim Jong Il to my George Bush.
Nov 2, 2009 @ 02:47 PM : @buckybit One trick pony, huh? Well, better than being a donkey in Mexico, I can tell you that.
Nov 2, 2009 @ 02:32 PM : RT @CreedIndustries I thought it ate purple people - No. Complete misunderstanding of the lyrics. It's an equal opportunity consumer.
Nov 2, 2009 @ 01:44 PM : No! I said I want a one-eyed, one horned flying CRIMSON people eater! You mean to tell me it only comes in purple?!
Nov 2, 2009 @ 01:37 PM : @uniPORNbish Hello Julia. Shall we dance a tango and walk on the moon?
Nov 2, 2009 @ 11:44 AM : RT @joqatana WHEN will I learn to stop trying to explain myself? - U will never have 2 explain to me why UR into sniffing glue. I get it.
Nov 2, 2009 @ 11:38 AM : @PhilRossi And its left hand turns water into white lightning. Or Wild Turkey.
Nov 2, 2009 @ 09:50 AM : @PhilRossi Actually, Mattel is coming out with the Randall Flagg action figure with Action Mullet Whip(TM). Crow Hover Craft sold separately
Oct 30, 2009 @ 01:15 PM : Seems to be quite a few people I need to #unfollowfriday The hammer will fall pretty soon.
Oct 29, 2009 @ 01:08 PM : #whyIfollowflagg Coz if you don't, this guy will be coming for ya.... http://www.twitpic.com/nehls
Oct 29, 2009 @ 01:07 PM : http://twitpic.com/nehls - If you don't follow me, I'm going to sic the Ratman on ya...
Oct 29, 2009 @ 12:41 PM : Going through those following me whom I don't follow. Turns out, there are very good reasons I don't follow them.
Oct 29, 2009 @ 12:24 PM : RT @joqatana why did all my browser buttons suddenly rearrange themselves? - Acid will tend to do that to you.
Oct 29, 2009 @ 12:09 PM : @jeffstannard USPS greeting card "If you don't shut that damn dog up, I'm gonna put a cap in ya!" *open* "Just kidding. Happy Birthday"
Oct 29, 2009 @ 12:05 PM : RT @AlphaMares A person who truly listens is a gift to everyone they meet - Uh Huh. yeah. Ummm...sorry, what'd you say again?
Oct 29, 2009 @ 12:04 PM : RT @MaryEllenMurphy What's your #1 method of living a healthy life style? - I love my burgers and Slurpees. And @PennywiseDClown eats babies
Oct 29, 2009 @ 11:27 AM : I can promise you I'll not be a gentleman. Behind the boathouse, I'll show you my dark secret. This includes Little Bo Peep in some fashion.
Oct 29, 2009 @ 10:35 AM : Remember, everyone, to always remind yourselves WWRD?
Oct 29, 2009 @ 10:31 AM : @CrimChaos YHWH? Does that = Yo Hoe! What's Happenin?
Oct 29, 2009 @ 10:24 AM : Anyone ever notice just how much of an awesome God I truly am? I mean, I'm just sayin....
Oct 29, 2009 @ 09:03 AM : @aeyviallenpoe Damn! That's a fine can of spam in your pan, ma'am.
Oct 29, 2009 @ 09:02 AM : rt @ExMi: Anyone know of a store I can get dinosaur cookie cutters? - Cretaceous & Barrel?
Oct 29, 2009 @ 09:00 AM : RT @sassjordan I think, therefore, I am .. or, I think I am? - I think you are a ham, said Sam. Indeed, I am a ham, ma'am. Or was this spam?
Oct 28, 2009 @ 05:40 PM : @CrimsonSheep Barry Manilow?
Oct 28, 2009 @ 05:39 PM : And I remember how you loved me. Time was all we had until the day you choked on a dime. And I remember every moment of how you slowly died.
Oct 28, 2009 @ 05:35 PM : RT @bloody_sweet #whyIfollowflagg because he's my mystery dreamman - Just like Bob Saget
Oct 28, 2009 @ 05:06 PM : @ceebee308 Well, all I gotta say to @Justinbgirl123 is I got more fake celebrities following me than her. IN YOUR FACE!
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:59 PM : Is it my turn to BLOCK you @Alina723? Tell you you suck for sellin me teeth whitenin...
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:57 PM : RT @ceebee308 ppl shuld follow @Justinbgirl123 cuz Justin Bieber follows her - Wow. What an honor! Justin bieber. Huh. Who the hell is that?
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:18 PM : @cherrybomb0 I gotta brand new dance - it's called The Bird.
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:16 PM : rt @thesulk lap dance from a midget stripper has gotta turn into a blow job pretty fast- Either that or ER visit for gross impalement.
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:14 PM : I love trolling for news...Such a current events addict...let's see...huh...newsfilter.org...*click*...OMFingG! WHAT THA...NO! NO! MY EYES!
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:09 PM : RT @darkgoddesskali #whyIfollowflagg Because all women love bad boys... I like mine evil - Well now...what's your phone number again?
Oct 28, 2009 @ 04:08 PM : OK. One last call for #whyIfollowflagg entries. Those who enter will be considered for mentions in my next book "Sickery Dickery Dock."
Oct 28, 2009 @ 01:17 PM : To add to the senseless string of quotes I get: "The mark of the uneducated is to utter the divine words of those who are." - Randall Flagg
Oct 28, 2009 @ 12:32 PM : Mr. Neil did not appreciate me informing him that my mullet was much better. So I sneezed on him.
Oct 28, 2009 @ 12:23 PM : Is that Gary Coleman and Vince Neil sitting at the table across from me? I think I'm in a reality show at the moment.
Oct 28, 2009 @ 11:21 AM : RT @ElizabethsFeet #whyIfollowflagg MY LIFE FOR YOUUUUUUU - Shouldn't that read My Life For PEEEWWWWWW?
Oct 28, 2009 @ 11:10 AM : Is it just me, or are there days you wake up and find yourself the protagonist of an Ethan and Joel Coen movie?
Oct 28, 2009 @ 10:33 AM : It's been way too long since some of you (@VictoriaDahl @Megan_Hart) contributed to #whyIfollowflagg Wednesdays. Get to it!
Oct 28, 2009 @ 02:42 AM : Pyoderma Gangrenosum - skin disorder where small red welts blister and burst open. Amazing what one can learn on a box of Wheaties.
Oct 27, 2009 @ 03:51 PM : @capnmarrrrk Sing this to your niece at Disney World. Who's the leader of the club that's made for U & Me? R-A-N-D-A-L-L F-L-A-G-G
Oct 27, 2009 @ 03:41 PM : RT @66_ chainsaw in hand and blood on my apron - Wasn't that an Alanis Morissette song?
Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:09 PM : Not only am I knocked up. but @VegasWalkinDude is making me his laundry for him. What a fucking misogynist pig!
Oct 25, 2009 @ 09:59 PM : In Las Vegas. This was a mistake. *twitches*
Oct 22, 2009 @ 06:04 PM : @VegasWalkinDude you dead yet, ugly imp of Satan?
Oct 22, 2009 @ 05:59 PM : Lord, Lord, where am I? I am lost in the darkness and fear for my soul.
Oct 18, 2009 @ 01:01 AM : @NatashaHollerup Hah hah! The *hic* only expression one's got to learn is *hic* ¿Dónde están las putas? (mischievous grin)
Oct 18, 2009 @ 12:57 AM : @NatashaHollerup (starts to slur his speech) drinkin' beer 'n gettin' into trouble. 'N you?
Oct 18, 2009 @ 12:57 AM : @Gowaybird No...I'm in *hic* Colombia right now. This is one *hic* weird ass place.
Oct 18, 2009 @ 12:56 AM : *upends a bottle of Aguila* *bleches*
Oct 18, 2009 @ 12:55 AM : Hey bitches! Guess what? I blacked out 'n saw six months into the future. I was postin' stupid shit on Twitter in my dream. Hah hah!
Oct 17, 2009 @ 12:37 PM : (wanders off to create more mischief and mayhem)
Oct 17, 2009 @ 12:36 PM : (guzzles some more Aguila)
Oct 17, 2009 @ 12:05 PM : .@randallflagg58 is a fake...a fuckin' fake man! Now @VegasWalkinDude is the real thing!
Oct 17, 2009 @ 12:01 PM : @BreakupFromHell Hey! I gotta break up story! I had a girlfriend, @Chloe_Waters, but @Trash_Can shot her! #thestand
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:45 AM : Shit, man. Her father 'n brother was pissed. They came after me with a machete so I shot 'dem assholes too.
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:44 AM : So...I dids 'em a favor. I shot her. See! No more worryin'...
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:44 AM : Their oldest daughter, Catalina, was still alive. She was about 20. They was all worryin' she was gonna die soon.
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:43 AM : 'Fer hundreds of years, the first daughter born to 'dis family died young from some kinda freak accident.
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:41 AM : Anyhow, they told me they prolly didn't die from #captaintrips cause the family was cursed already. Stole some land from a witch or sometin.
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:40 AM : An entire family! Can you dig that #happycrappy?
Oct 17, 2009 @ 11:39 AM : So...I stayed in 'dis town called Macondo fer the past coupla weeks. And I found an entire family that survived #captaintrips.

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