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Jan 22, 2010 @ 04:48 PM : Ever been to a DragonCon convention? I blame @ChrisBurdett 4giving fat guys inspiration to wear plate mail and leather thong #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 10:54 AM : @kat021zen is what happens to you when you're lonely and only have a bottle of jergens lotion available. #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:35 AM : @HarloweBlonde's lips are a sweet surprise. She's pure a New York snow. So just #followfriday those eyes.
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:27 AM : @lisalocicerogh I loved you in that role of a receptionist in Rush Hour 2! The Oscars just completely overlooked you...#unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:17 AM : Had a date the other night with @JaneWiedlin Turns out, her lips are sealed. #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:15 AM : @DigsRetro She follows me. She follows me not. She follows me. She follows me not. Schizophrenia is confusing. #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:14 AM : @ihuntmidgets Believe me...the name is a complete misdirection...#unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:13 AM : @malki Remember that famous Victorian political cartoon where Queen of England was a crumpet? Hahaha...yeah, neither do I. #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:10 AM : @tjcrowley If sacred cows make the best burgers, he's been recalled. #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:09 AM : @sweetreviewer majored in legal studies & minored in theater. Thank you Devry U. #unfollowfriday
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:04 AM : RT @Seahorsemystic what is up with all the pregnant news women on TV these days? - I've been making the publicity rounds...
Jan 22, 2010 @ 09:03 AM : RT @Xfilespoker Tina Turner is ONE hot momma! - If only she were a prisoner of your love, entangled in your web.
Jan 22, 2010 @ 12:28 AM : @ZachsMind Two outta three is good enough for government work round here.
Jan 22, 2010 @ 12:11 AM : @ZachsMind Those who refuse to follow me, those who defect from Las Vegas, and those who love Twilight get crucified by an #unfollowfriday
Jan 21, 2010 @ 11:50 PM : 10 minutes...can't you feel the anticipation...the excitement...the kinetic energy that is #unfollowfriday
Jan 21, 2010 @ 09:49 AM : RT @uwillbeheard Any1 know cheap Seattle Internet providers besides qwest dsl or comcast? There's this mouse I know that runs in a wheel...
Jan 21, 2010 @ 09:47 AM : RT @anyabast I would say it's a good day for baking brownies, but my thighs say no - That's typically their answer when I visit you, too.
Jan 21, 2010 @ 09:32 AM : Look, there is no "I" in TEAM! But there is a "T" ....you know....for tatas....
Jan 20, 2010 @ 11:28 PM : Half hour to go...get your #WhyIFollowFlagg under the wire.
Jan 20, 2010 @ 02:55 PM : I'm burnin' I'm burnin' for your #WhyIFollowFlagg
Jan 20, 2010 @ 02:23 PM : Selling your soul has its perks. You know...like soda crackers.
Jan 20, 2010 @ 11:25 AM : RT @sororravn #whyifollowflagg Because he give me kitties! - Which is better than crabs. Believe me.
Jan 20, 2010 @ 10:40 AM : Let's hear it for the boy! #WhyIfollowFlagg
Jan 20, 2010 @ 09:19 AM : It only comes along once a week. Such importance. Such impact. Such impudence. #WhyIFollowFlagg Give yours today.
Jan 19, 2010 @ 11:34 PM : I am no longer shocked to realize that the same people who make seaweed and raw fish a delicacy also sell dirty panties in vending machines
Jan 19, 2010 @ 03:44 PM : RT @kevincarr 2010 is "The Year of Tiffany in Cult Horror Films." Was anyone else aware of this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131743 ?
Jan 19, 2010 @ 11:24 AM : You don't need no finesse or no personality, you just need two arms and an attitude. And everybody sing with me, come on now!
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:36 AM : RT @Lotay not doing a good job of getting to sleep tonight. Any suggestions?m - 5th of scotch, 10 Xanax, bottle of Nyquil...and stomach pump
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:33 AM : RT @DominicScott I've come to conclusion if you have two gay friends the whole population thinks you're gay - Works for fat people tho...
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:32 AM : RT @GuyG3tsGirl How to give any woman an orgasm...evertime! - Ask yourself is there "ever time" enough for you to give her one before U do?
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:29 AM : RT @DominicScott One time my friend had herpes, true story - Was this that one time at band camp?
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:26 AM : RT @La_merde I wonder what the old people who lived here hung on hook on my living room ceiling? Probably a fern. #badhorrormoviedialogue
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:24 AM : RT @gamesetFrankie I just breathed in and made the exact same noise a printer does when it turns on - A dot matrix printer by chance?
Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:09 AM : Since there's been some debate, let me reiterate that you can still rock in America. Ah yes. It's alright.
Jan 19, 2010 @ 01:52 AM : @docbrite Maybe you can get word to him, coz I dream of that stupid hand puppet trying to help that girl escape those demons...
Jan 19, 2010 @ 01:45 AM : Am I the only one who remembers this 80's Italian horror movie where the female protagonist consults, I shit you not, her puppet about love?
Jan 18, 2010 @ 09:33 PM : Went to a wine & cheese tasting: Described the Sutter Home Zin pared with brie as marriage of pepper & plum tart - extracted via colonoscopy
Jan 18, 2010 @ 12:05 PM : MLK was a real person?! Geez...all this time, I thought he was simply a few street names and a couple of statues.
Jan 18, 2010 @ 12:04 PM : Seems a few more of my "followers" have been overtaken by the bot people. Pity. Too bad they can't scream at me like Donald Sutherland.
Jan 18, 2010 @ 09:33 AM : I like cheetahs.
Jan 17, 2010 @ 04:09 AM : RT @rhiannon_muses "House Of Bones" on Syfy is funniest movie ever! Oh You mean it's a horror film?- I was hoping Buffy would've dropped in
Jan 17, 2010 @ 02:24 AM : Mmmmm....bourbon, slurbon, pouring more bourbon, hurbon, furbon, yummy yummy bourbon...
Jan 17, 2010 @ 01:59 AM : Hey @PennywiseDClown, Pink says this used to be a funhouse, but now it's full of evil clowns. FYI: She's gonna burn it down.
Jan 17, 2010 @ 01:53 AM : RT @AuroraFirechild Flagg, my hero! - No, no bucko. Repeat after me: My life for you. My life for you. My life for you.
Jan 16, 2010 @ 09:16 PM : I've been handwriting "Spoiler: The Butler did it" on the first page of every mystery novel in Barnes & Noble.
Jan 16, 2010 @ 08:16 PM : RT @GuyKawasaki Get a rest to get out of your slump - So, you're saying you're going to take a nap now?
Jan 16, 2010 @ 02:30 PM : just joined a video chat at http://tinychat.com/thurston http://tinychat.com
Jan 15, 2010 @ 04:26 PM : RT @D_MacPherson Is someone typing #unfollowfriday behind my name? - No! @D_MacPherson #unfollowfriday No way that's happnin #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 03:03 PM : RT @MiguelEscobar @distroia is pennywise the clown on Twitter? - Indeed. @PennywiseDClown ... or at your nearest strip club.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 03:01 PM : @mok_oh Oh geez. Just follow me to Vegas and all will be well.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 11:58 AM : @mok_oh I don't hate you. But as a technogeek scientist, you of all people should be following the Dark Man. It's like butter and bread.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:26 AM : RT @PostmodernMacro Still having weird preggo dreams - You're not going all Detta on me, are you?
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:23 AM : @johnwarrender @santasdevil Sorry. You're being sacrificed so I can stay cool. Need more follower than following. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:13 AM : #followfriday @PennywiseDClown It's not about the balloons really, but what's inside them.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:12 AM : RT @zombieowner You can't kill me cause I'm already inside you! - Wow! How'd you get ahold of my marriage vows to Nadine?!
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:11 AM : RT @Feylene And someday I'll actually beat this game - And hence Feylene discovered Mine Sweeper on her computer.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:07 AM : Sorry, you had to be sacrificed so I could officially have more followers than following. Now I'm cool like @ThatKevinSmith #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:04 AM : @ThatStevenC Sorry...I was looking for @ThisStevenC #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:00 AM : @skustes A health and fitness "guru." You know, the guy who's eating granola on the elevator you wanna slug? #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:59 AM : @ZimbabweFast Trying to bring attention to Zimbabwe. Man, Haiti just trumped you...#unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:52 AM : RT @Xfilespoker POKER PLAYERS RESEARCH on FEARS of POKER PLAYERS - I'll sum it up for ya: Bankruptcy and a guy named Vinnie the Bullet.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:50 AM : @doitforchris No. I'm doing it all for my baby. You're not he...I mean, she....#unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:48 AM : @MiguelEscobar Every Escobar I know was a bad guy in 80's action movies...#unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:46 AM : @BigTippin Waited on him at the In & Out Burger. Do not believe his name. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:43 AM : Every time I see him, his @HAMMER32 is just so hype. Which just doesn't do it for me anymore. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:40 AM : @DanHorn Taking a pic of himself everyday since New Year's. Oh the times you'll have...#unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:35 AM : @SkyyTweet You almost had me at hello *sniff* You almost...had me...at hello. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:30 AM : @JHoffman6 Hey it's Danny Devit...no? Awww shi...#unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:30 AM : @sadisticseraph A burlesque dancer. Which differs from stripping coz...they use feathers?. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:26 AM : @chella_girl Great to follow if you like random pics of wallpaper and self portraits by holding a camera out in front of U. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:24 AM : @robotmatt he stopped following me? Didn't know he ever did to begin with. Oh well, no real loss. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:23 AM : @NowGamer_Dan Liked playing with this guy til he kept sneezing on his Xbox controller. Cover your mouth! Germs are catchy! #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:18 AM : @RazorNylon ...I thought this was going to be a dating how-to tweet. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:18 AM : @krisempire He can certainly play a mean Fisher Price My First Guitar. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:17 AM : @ConstantCritic Have you unfollowed your online marketing guru today? #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:16 AM : @JakesAlterEgo means "I retweet everyone." #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:14 AM : @charlesyeo A publishing entreprenuer since '93. If by publishing, you mean he prints peoples' fliers. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 09:12 AM : @Aierealyn Proving the point that people from Detroit still lack any semblance of direction. Vegas is WEST of you. #unfollowfriday
Jan 15, 2010 @ 07:53 AM : RT @TinPanAlley why aren't you dead yet flaggy? Trash has got to set off bomb- Have U heard from the other Stand ppl lately? Guess who won?
Jan 15, 2010 @ 12:49 AM : RT @joeygonsalves a year ago today i was on morphine - Oh, Joey, you crazy kid. Hahaha. That was yesterday, my man...
Jan 15, 2010 @ 12:23 AM : RT @sucittaM I have been staring at the fruit at the grocery store for over an hour - I didn't know @adamlambert shopped at Albertson's?
Jan 14, 2010 @ 11:35 PM : RT @JeremyCShipp enter to win a PDF copy of my novel, Vacation. - All I ever wanted. Vacation. Have to get away.
Jan 14, 2010 @ 11:29 PM : Hell on earth is having Frankie Valli's "Working My Way Back To You" stuck in your head for 24 hours...even after listening to Lady Gaga.
Jan 14, 2010 @ 11:27 PM : RT @cyantist Getting nervous that I have not packed at all for tokyo - No worries. You can pick up panties from vending machines there!
Jan 14, 2010 @ 03:03 PM : Just discovered a whole case of Makers Mark in my dungeo...I mean, storage room. Damn. I'm gonna need a new liver.
Jan 14, 2010 @ 08:55 AM : Morality Tale: After my controversial Haitian comments, I lost some 5 followers in protest. Replaced promptly by 5 social media "gurus."
Jan 14, 2010 @ 12:24 AM : @Stephlee77 Happy birthday, my sweet. I wish I could be there to celebrate with you, but I'm busy workin...hey, you got nice bed shee...DOH!
Jan 14, 2010 @ 12:22 AM : #ReadingwithRandall @spidermann's http://www.lifebyalbum.com He once took a babysitting job when no actual baby existed just for the rent $.
Jan 14, 2010 @ 12:17 AM : Subtlety @spidermann is not one of your better skills this evening...
Jan 14, 2010 @ 12:15 AM : Lest we forget during this tragedy, big backs need aid, too. Dial 1-900-MIX-ALOT and kick them nasty thoughts...
Jan 14, 2010 @ 12:12 AM : RT @VictoriaDahl Younger men are not for me. I go the other way - Grrrreat! Nice to know that a 1,000-yr-old plus bachelor has a shot!
Jan 14, 2010 @ 12:09 AM : RT @mordantkitten Am I being stubborn in not using Twitter's RT function? - Huh? Did you say something? That wasn't the guy behind you?
Jan 13, 2010 @ 11:43 PM : For some reason, I got this urge to rock down to electric avenue. Perhaps I'll take it hiya.
Jan 13, 2010 @ 04:52 PM : Okay...last call for eggnog and #whyIfollowflagg
Jan 13, 2010 @ 04:49 PM : I've decided to end the embryo debate by extracting stem cells from caviar. So instead of a new lung, I'll grow ya some gills.
Jan 13, 2010 @ 04:34 PM : RT @zbleumoon Beware of the man who does not talk, and the dog that does not bark. ~ Cheyenne Proverb - Or the chicken that does not cluck.
Jan 13, 2010 @ 02:13 PM : Yes @zombieowner @David_N_Wilson is valid. Best source to go to for all natural teeth whitening product his single mother friend discovered
Jan 13, 2010 @ 02:03 PM : @elizawhat Too far? Yeah, the other 8 former followers who dropped me after those comments seem to agree with you.
Jan 13, 2010 @ 01:54 PM : There's a little Haitian girl whose legs are crushed between slabs of concrete really thankful you changed your twitter location to Haiti
Jan 13, 2010 @ 01:52 PM : Okay everyone. You know you REALLY want to change your location on Twitter to "Haiti." Coz, you know, that helps them out soooo much.
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